should have chosen "vibrate"?

[kpete]

A Sri Lankan prisoner who tried to hide his mobile phone during a search of his cell was caught out when guards heard ring tones from his rear-end, a hospital official said on Friday.

The 58-year-old convict had to be admitted to the national hospital in Colombo where doctors later retrieved the handset from his rectum.

“The man had concealed the phone inside his person,” the official said, asking not to be named.


“Unfortunately for him, the phone rang at the wrong time and guards knew he had a phone at the wrong end.”

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/02/08/sri-lanka-phone-smuggling-prisoner-betrayed-by-ringing-butt/

[kairos12]

1. Definitely not a smart phone

[Junkdrawer]

2. Good thing it wasn't an iPad.... n/t

[pinboy3niner]

3. "One ringy-dingy, two ringy-dingy..."

"Is this the rectum to whom I am speaking?"

[Warren DeMontague]

4. That's why you should never buy a used phone.

Right there.

[n2doc]

5. New book- 50 ringtones of grey... n/t

[L0oniX]

6. What? No thrust, wobble or inflate feature? Your face your ass whats the difference. n/t

[Fumesucker]

7. Can you hear me now? n/t

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

8. Did the caller leave a message?

[uncle ray]

9. "hey asshole! mute your phone!"

his cellmate was quoted as saying.

[JoePhilly]

10. Maybe it was Siri calling for help!

[TheCowsCameHome]

11. Some asshole dialed the wrong number.

...his.

[PD Turk]

12. Lol

Gives a whole new meaning to "butt dialing"

[randome]

13. It was a video chat. "Where are you, hon?"

[hootinholler]

14. The ultimate butt dial!

Can you hear me now?