Forget Beyonce, Tom Petty, WHOever. Time to bring back a CLASSIC Superbowl halftime performer

[FrodosPet]

Ladies and Gentlemen, ELVIS PRESTO!!!

[Cleita]

1. How about just the marching bands like they used to do?

I can't imagine they will offend anyone who is wearing ear plugs

[JI7]

9. it's all about money now, advertisers will pay more for a show like Beyonec

puts on than what you suggest.

[LeftInTX]

2. LOL - He's worse than Up With People

[rufus dog]

11. Dude.... you are old, hell I am 50 and barely remember Up with People

You have me laughing though.

[FrodosPet]

14. They've done 4 Superbowls

1976 Miami, 1980 Pasadena, 1982 Pontiac Silverdome, and 1986 New Orleans.

[lob1]

3. A rhyming magician. Gee, who coulda guessed that would suck.

[FrodosPet]

8. Not JUST a rhyming magician

But a rhyming lip syncing bad Elvis impersonator magician!

Next year, I vote for Justin Bieber doing a "Nine Inch Nails" medley. Imagine America's favorite Canadian teenybopper singing "Closer" ("You let me violate you, You let me desecrate you,
You let me penetrate you, You let me complicate you&quot and "Starfuckers, Inc." ("My God sits in the back of the limousine - My God comes in a wrapper of cellophane - My God pouts on the cover of the magazine - My God's a shallow little bitch trying to make the scene&quot in front of over a billion people worldwide.

It would take the heat off of Beyonce in a hurry, not to mention giving "The Bieber" a whole new set of fans.

[MADem]

4. James Brown, sadly, is dead. Now that would be a SHOW!

[NoGOPZone]

5. I think they should go back to what they did in the 60's

Guys flying around on jetpacks and giant inflatable figures.

[morningfog]

13. Wow, is that really what the SB was like in the 60s?

[Skip Intro]

6. LOVE IT! Wow. I miss the 80s. nt

[KamaAina]

7. I miss the Bud Bowl.

[SMC22307]

10. I'd find a good ol'-fashioned streaker more entertaining...

than shows of late. Short of that, I like the marching band idea!

[sad-cafe]

12. EAGLES

Life in the Fast Lane
One of These Nights
Dirty Laundry
Rocky Mountain Way
Hotel California

[Arctic Dave]

15. What about Prince and his phallic guitar?

When "blew his load" behind the white curtain.

Not too many people getting the vapors over that.

[Initech]

16. Where's my zombie Michael Jackson?

Come on let's make Thriller a reality!