Help write the republican response to the SOTU

[superpatriotman]

I'll start:

Tonight, the President laid out his scheme for a European-style socialism which penalizes success and erodes our freedoms which the founders fought and died for...

[baldguy]

1. Easy

(Same as always)

[lonestarnot]

4. Gawd great minds think alike.

[lonestarnot]

2. OK

"Oh shit... pass the kleenex." waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaa waaaaa debbie downer.

[muntrv]

3. ...and he wants to unleash the gay on America!

[superpatriotman]

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[Ghost of Tom Joad]

9. and tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts

tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts but only for the wealthy

[sharp_stick]

6. I wonder if any of them

even have a clue what socialism is, or what the fuck the founders actually fought and died for? Far too many assholes think dressing up in funny tricorn hats and hanging teabags off every fucking appendage is patriotism. How bout you?

Republicans are too fucking stupid to actually come up with anything unique so it'll follow the same old idiotic Bobby Jindal formula this year too.

[liberal N proud]

7. Three words...

It will be: fuck you America

[SunsetDreams]

8. Why?

I'm impressed with your first lines

[superpatriotman]

14. I'm hoping Mitch Daniels is trolling the DU tonight

You too can be rich like me! I'll show you how if you take away these binding regulatory chains, and the yoke of high taxes!

[SunsetDreams]

18. ahh I see

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

10. Class warfare!!!!!!!!!!!!

Class warfare!!!!!!
Class warfare!!!!!!
Class warfare!!!!!!
Class warfare!!!!!!

[Curmudgeoness]

11. The president wants all children to have to stay in school till they are 18.

We say they should be able to quit at 10 so they can get a job. That would get the household income above the poverty line.

[guitar man]

12. Sex is bad...

Greed is good, mmmkay?

oh, and ps, the president is a soshilist secret muslin.. and omg, he's black!!

That about sums it up I think....

[yourout]

13. Obama is a Muslim.....

Or a socialist
or ...
or...

And worst of all......he is black.

scarcasm obviously.

[Terra Alta]

15. GOP: Obama sucks!!!!!1

He wants to raise our taxes!!!!1 Newt 2012!!!!

[superpatriotman]

17. "How dare you use something I said against me!"

-Newton Gingrich, Millionaire Playboy

[Bozita]

16. NO! ... NO! ... NO!

GOPers are heavy thinkers.

[superpatriotman]

19. The actual speech:

Repent! The end is near!
(unless you lower taxes and remove regulations)