Which woman is best for home defence?

[UnrepentantLiberal]

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[OriginalGeek]

1. Zooey Deschanel

I'll probably get killed but I'll die happy.

[Skittles]

2. I could kick ass on all four of those gal together

[Rex]

14. Hear tell a rumor you made Santa level.

Well done, warrior.

[Skittles]

15. got a live one, Rex

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1251269051#post2

[Rex]

16. Dam! Just in time!

Only Santa level can defeat a Cuthulu!


EDIT - Ya got ta love youtube!

[Skittles]

17. I love how the nuttier ones pop in a the wee hours

as if there are not nutty DUers waiting to pounce

[Rex]

19. I don't think they sleep much

just circle their room like a caged animal with a keyboard and a will to waste.


EDIT - O YEAH! Someone said Chuck Norris was best for home defense in another thread...O YEAH WHARS CHUCK AT 5AM!? NOT ON THE WALL! NOT LIKE US!

Chuck wouldn't last 5 seconds in META.

[Skittles]

20. I'm doing that now

in room three stories high

[Rex]

21. Hahahaha!

Hmmm that spaghetti monster is in its tiny infancy. I wonder if we should let it worm around much or just report it right away?

Wait...

SKITTLES KICKASS!




EDIT - Hey check out the profile - 'DKos UID:18k Che Guevara Librul Professional Engineer and shameless Science Geek Armchair historian and shameless HP Lovecraft fan'

What could that all mean...I will send this off to the lab for testing.

[white_wolf]

3. I'm going with Buffy or Willow.

Though Willow does have a habit of dying her hair and going evil, so I'll stuck with Buffy.

[Morning Dew]

4. Beatrix Kiddo and her mastery of the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique. n/m

[bettyellen]

5. Olivia Harrison

[chatcat11]

6. Alex Forrest

[MrSlayer]

7. Cagney? Lacey? Charlie's Angels?

Sarah Conner? Princess Leia?

[East Coast Pirate]

8. Evelyn Draper

[orleans]

9. get christie love! n/t

[OneTenthofOnePercent]

10. Other: Buffy Summers.

[FrodosPet]

11. Xena or Lara Croft

n/t

[Rex]

12. I had to pass

I hear tell Skittles is badass Santa level ninja super sensi.

Santa level!

[sarge43]

13. Sarah Connor or Ellen Rippley n/t

[Tuesday Afternoon]

18. either Erica or Anna

fuck the dumb. get real.

[a la izquierda]

22. Iceland Annie.

But I bet she's too nice.