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Mon Jan 23, 2012, 02:23 PM

I hope Calista doesn't drive


Because that hair is a major obstacle to her left vision field.

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Reply I hope Calista doesn't drive (Original post)
Canuckistanian Jan 2012 OP
gateley Jan 2012 #1
Jackpine Radical Jan 2012 #2
Johnny Noshoes Jan 2012 #8
gratuitous Jan 2012 #9
woodsprite Jan 2012 #25
jenmito Jan 2012 #10
tridim Jan 2012 #3
WingDinger Jan 2012 #4
Atman Jan 2012 #5
dynasaw Jan 2012 #6
Atman Jan 2012 #11
Canuckistanian Jan 2012 #42
Ecumenist Jan 2012 #19
BiggJawn Jan 2012 #47
liberal N proud Jan 2012 #7
marzipanni Jan 2012 #39
liberal N proud Jan 2012 #41
jenmito Jan 2012 #12
mainstreetonce Jan 2012 #13
Ian David Jan 2012 #14
rustydog Jan 2012 #15
meegbear Jan 2012 #16
roguevalley Jan 2012 #37
Gormy Cuss Jan 2012 #17
irisblue Jan 2012 #23
jenmito Jan 2012 #24
bongbong Jan 2012 #18
madaboutharry Jan 2012 #20
Broderick Jan 2012 #21
Guy Whitey Corngood Jan 2012 #22
BeHereNow Jan 2012 #26
jenmito Jan 2012 #36
BeHereNow Jan 2012 #45
11 Bravo Jan 2012 #27
hifiguy Jan 2012 #28
RebelOne Jan 2012 #29
lpbk2713 Jan 2012 #30
KharmaTrain Jan 2012 #31
Life Long Dem Jan 2012 #32
TheCowsCameHome Jan 2012 #34
TheCowsCameHome Jan 2012 #33
marzipanni Jan 2012 #40
bluedeminredstate Jan 2012 #35
roguevalley Jan 2012 #38
Stinky The Clown Jan 2012 #43
Auntie Bush Jan 2012 #44
BiggJawn Jan 2012 #46
RZM Jan 2012 #48

Response to Canuckistanian (Original post)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 02:24 PM

1. You're right -- it's like she pulled down a shade. nt

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Response to Canuckistanian (Original post)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 02:24 PM

2. What kind of drugs

make your eyes look like that?

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Response to Jackpine Radical (Reply #2)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 02:27 PM

8. Those eyes

If they weren't in shadow they'd look even freekier. If she were a he I'd say the same thing.

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Response to Jackpine Radical (Reply #2)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 02:27 PM

9. Nancy Reagan brand "Adoring Eye" drops

For that large pupil look!

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Response to gratuitous (Reply #9)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 03:12 PM

25. Isn't it a Nancy eye on the right, and crazy Laura eye on the left? n/t

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Response to Jackpine Radical (Reply #2)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 02:27 PM

10. Plastic surgery. n/t

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Response to Canuckistanian (Original post)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 02:26 PM

3. Though she probably can get around the motorcycle helmet laws.

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Response to Canuckistanian (Original post)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 02:26 PM

4. Fail, that helmet is DOT and SNELL approved.

 

EVEN looks kevlar.

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Response to Canuckistanian (Original post)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 02:26 PM

5. She only needs to see through the smoked glass limousine partition.

Drive? Calista drive? That's so...so...so LOW CLASS! Now driver, take me to Tiffany's!

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Response to Canuckistanian (Original post)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 02:26 PM

6. That's Hair??




That's a human being???

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Response to dynasaw (Reply #6)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 02:27 PM

11. That's gotta take some serious work.

Does she sleep in a special head mold? It's gotta take her an hour and a half to re-shellack that thing in the morning!

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Response to Atman (Reply #11)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 07:51 PM

42. I think the engineer who designed it won an award.

Not much commercial potential, though.

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Response to dynasaw (Reply #6)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 02:37 PM

19. So help me, she looks like the Joker in a blonde wig.

"CrazyEyes" Callista

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Response to dynasaw (Reply #6)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 11:53 PM

47. Caption!

"Oh, look Newtie! RAW MEAT!"

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Response to Canuckistanian (Original post)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 02:26 PM

7. The 1% are chaffured

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Response to liberal N proud (Reply #7)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 05:20 PM

39. Yes, but first she must be coiffured*!

only then may she be chauffeured.



*Coif, coiffure, and coiffeur (hairdo, hairstyle) derive from Latin cofia, "helmet." .... .... "helmet"!

(from: Farlex Trivia Dictionary. 2011 Farlex, Inc.)

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Response to marzipanni (Reply #39)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 05:52 PM

41. That is a good one

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Response to Canuckistanian (Original post)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 02:29 PM

12. A 3rd wife (and prior mistress) can't be a First Lady. I heard that from a "pro-family" leader on

MSNBC last week.

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Response to Canuckistanian (Original post)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 02:29 PM

13. Oh I thought

That was a younger picture of Donald Trump.

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Response to Canuckistanian (Original post)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 02:33 PM

14. OMG, is she ALWAYS making that face? n/t

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Response to Canuckistanian (Original post)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 02:34 PM

15. She is a Republican, She has no vision!

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Response to Canuckistanian (Original post)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 02:35 PM

16. She reminds me of Miss Babcock from The Nanny ...



well, younger anyways.

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Response to meegbear (Reply #16)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 05:06 PM

37. god, I loved her and the nanny.

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Response to Canuckistanian (Original post)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 02:36 PM

17. Another thread about a candidate's wife's physical appearance?

What's the point? It doesn't diminish her in the least. Besides, it's not as if there aren't other bases for criticizing her like her alleged Catholic piety even though she has a history of adultery.

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Response to Gormy Cuss (Reply #17)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 02:59 PM

23. hairspray

i really wanna know the brand of flat iron, blow dryer, curling brush and hair spray she uses to get that look. that hair is amazing on it's own.

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Response to irisblue (Reply #23)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 03:01 PM

24. SHE doesn't use ANYTHING. Her hair stylist does. n/t

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Response to Canuckistanian (Original post)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 02:37 PM

18. She's ready for warfare

 

That's not hair, that's a white Kevlar helmet, in the style of the late (1960s) Reconstruction period in the south.

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Response to Canuckistanian (Original post)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 02:47 PM

20. I just wonder why she thinks her hair looks good like that.

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Response to Canuckistanian (Original post)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 02:50 PM

21. One must blink too

It's a normal involuntary function to keep the eyes clear or some such thing.

I get blurry vision if I force myself not to blink. Maybe another surgery is in order to relax the BAMMMMM in those eyes.

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Response to Canuckistanian (Original post)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 02:51 PM

22. Look closely at that photo. I think someone told Newt to go fuck himself once. And he took it

literally.







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Response to Canuckistanian (Original post)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 03:15 PM

26. I don't know how, but will some one PLEASE post...

A side by side photo comparison of Michelle and this crazy person?
Please?

In advance , THANKS!

BHN

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Response to BeHereNow (Reply #26)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 04:38 PM

36. Couldn't fit side-by-side, but:

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Response to jenmito (Reply #36)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 11:44 PM

45. Oh thank you! Thank You!

Any questions DU, as to who our First Lady should be in 2012?
BHN

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Response to Canuckistanian (Original post)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 03:50 PM

27. Maybe she rides a motorcycle. She sure as shit doesn't need a helmet.

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Response to Canuckistanian (Original post)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 04:00 PM

28. I thought Bachmann had crazy eyes

 

but hers are worse - Twilight Zone theme/Charlie Manson creepy.

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Response to Canuckistanian (Original post)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 04:03 PM

29. Please stop the negative remarks about the candidates' wives. n/t

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Response to Canuckistanian (Original post)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 04:05 PM

30. If there was a traffic accident she wouldn't have to worry about head trauma.




She's already wearing a helmet.


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Response to Canuckistanian (Original post)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 04:07 PM

31. Nope...After They Use Calis As Gnewt's Prop...

...they put her back in the department store window she came from.

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Response to Canuckistanian (Original post)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 04:08 PM

32. Could it possibly be a fake eye?

 

Say the large eye is fake. She wouldn't know if her hair was hanging over her eye.

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Response to Life Long Dem (Reply #32)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 04:12 PM

34. Everything else appears to be fake.

Good match.

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Response to Canuckistanian (Original post)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 04:10 PM

33. She wears a helmet, he's a deployed airbag - they

must be very safety conscious.

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Response to TheCowsCameHome (Reply #33)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 05:26 PM

40. Bwahaha!


He is perpetually self-recharging, I'm afraid

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Response to Canuckistanian (Original post)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 04:21 PM

35. She's had some kind of botched plastic surgery

If you look at photos when she was younger and less artificial-looking, her eyes were pretty much the same size and she didn't have that startled expression. She's had a facelift or eyelift and maybe lots of Botox. Wow, hard to believe she's only 45. You don't see the 23-year age difference.

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Response to bluedeminredstate (Reply #35)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 05:09 PM

38. a permanently startled expression in the eyes is a surgical procedure gone wrong

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Response to Canuckistanian (Original post)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 08:06 PM

43. I read your thread title and I knew ***exactly*** where you were going with this.

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Response to Stinky The Clown (Reply #43)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 08:20 PM

44. Me too because I've thought the same thing.

I saw a horse on TV the other night with BLINDERS and I immediately thought of Calista.

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Response to Canuckistanian (Original post)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 11:50 PM

46. It's OK, that hair meets Snell SA2010 / K2010

The standard for motorsports helmet performance...

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Response to Canuckistanian (Original post)

Tue Jan 24, 2012, 12:01 AM

48. I have a friend who kind of looks like Callista Gingrich

 

She's a very nice woman and I have a lot of respect for her. She's younger than Callista, but pays a lot of attention to her hair and makeup. She's also a liberal. I like her very much and I don't consider how she manages her appearance to be any of my business.

Just saying.

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