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Mon Jan 23, 2012, 01:53 PM

Conservatives to form New Political Party

CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICANS FORM NEW POLITICAL PARTY
Washington D.C.
January 23, 2011
Leading Conservative Republicans today announced the formation of the Conservative Republican Alliance Party, which will be known as C.R.A.P. in Washington D.C. today. They said the new party was necessary because of the growing perception that the current political parties are identical. Members are said to include Karl Rove, Rush Limbaugh, and the field of current Republican Presidential aspirants. In an interview Mitt Romney said he is a charter member, but a spokesman in his office said that Mr. Romney does not support C.R.A.P.
A spokesman made this statement:
"We are proud to announce the formation of the Conservative Republican Alliance Party. Our new party, which will be known as C.R.A.P, has answers the public wants to hear. America faces many great challenges and threats at this moment, and our answer to solving these challenges is C.R.A.P.. The message of C.R.A.P. will flow like water, and with our allies in the major news Media outlets, we will spread C.R.A.P. until all of America believes in C.R.A.P., AND C.R.A.P candidates will be elected to every office in the land.
Thank you for you time. God bless America, and God bless C.R.A.P."

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concreteblue Jan 2012 OP
Motown_Johnny Jan 2012 #1
Scuba Jan 2012 #2
NewImproved Deal Jan 2012 #3
LiberalEsto Jan 2012 #4
rustydog Jan 2012 #5
Joe Shlabotnik Jan 2012 #6
concreteblue Jan 2012 #7

Response to concreteblue (Original post)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 01:54 PM

1. kinda sounds like the old party to me

 

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Response to concreteblue (Original post)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 02:05 PM

2. I hope Fox Noise falls for this...

 

... I know CNN will.

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Response to concreteblue (Original post)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 02:17 PM

3. L.

 

O.L....

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Response to concreteblue (Original post)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 02:45 PM

4. Reminds me of C.R.E.E.P.

 

Richard Nixon's Committee to RE-Elect the President in 1972.

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Response to concreteblue (Original post)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 02:54 PM

5. I like it, then they could announce their new vote-getting program:

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Response to concreteblue (Original post)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 03:33 PM

6. Canadian conservatives beat 'em to it a few years ago

when they merged the PC party with the extreme right wingers, now they are commonly referred to as the Conservative Reform Alliance Party (C.R.A.P.).

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Response to Joe Shlabotnik (Reply #6)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 04:12 PM

7. yup

that's where i got the idea...

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