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groundloop

(12,891 posts) Mon Mar 17, 2025, 05:10 PM Mar 17

Limerick I saw online

There once was a man with no plan.
He assured us through his fake tan:
"Oh, just you wait!
Things will be great.
Just like the casinos I ran."

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Limerick I saw online (Original Post) groundloop Mar 17 OP

I love limericks. Thanks for posting! Glorfindel Mar 17 #1

Lord of the Horde BoRaGard Mar 17 #2

I love limericks! SheltieLover Mar 17 #3

limericks are mandatory NJCher Mar 17 #4

Great limerick kimbutgar Mar 17 #5

There should be one more line: FoggyLake Mar 17 #6

Glorfindel

(10,108 posts)

1. I love limericks. Thanks for posting!

Reply to groundloop (Original post)

Mon Mar 17, 2025, 05:12 PM

Mar 17

BoRaGard

(5,394 posts)

2. Lord of the Horde

Reply to groundloop (Original post)

Mon Mar 17, 2025, 05:20 PM

Mar 17

The Undeterred Lord of the Horde
by Michael R. Burch

A candidate (widely deplored)
chortled, “They’ll still make me Lord!
Although I’m a liah
they’ll make me Messiah
and I’ll control the dull minds of the Horde!”

SheltieLover

(67,943 posts)

3. I love limericks!

Reply to groundloop (Original post)

Mon Mar 17, 2025, 05:44 PM

Mar 17

TY for sharing!

NJCher

(40,040 posts)

4. limericks are mandatory

Reply to groundloop (Original post)

Mon Mar 17, 2025, 07:14 PM

Mar 17

on St. Paddy's Day!

kimbutgar

(25,062 posts)

5. Great limerick

Reply to groundloop (Original post)

Mon Mar 17, 2025, 07:16 PM

Mar 17

And so true!

FoggyLake

(244 posts)

6. There should be one more line:

Reply to groundloop (Original post)

Mon Mar 17, 2025, 07:55 PM

Mar 17

...into the ground

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