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Kalifornia9

(56 posts)
Fri Sep 20, 2024, 02:11 PM Sep 2024

Just so us Dummycrats fathom...

The nonpareil depth of thought, high intellect pareidolia, sapience and perspicaciousness of the Donald when he does the recondite "weave" in his inscrutable pontifications:
Ahem...
Apparently Trump recently suggested people aren't eating bacon because of "windmills", because the electrified sharks the hoards of illegal immigrants brought all succumbed to windmill cancer, then Hannibal Lechter cancelled Christmas after aborting their pork babies post birth after not wearing masks at their black jobs, unless the very good brain stable genius ya know Wharton School of Finance uncle from MIT good genes best gold sneakers but my gut tells me more than anybody else's brain. Then crazy Nancy Pelosi and Pocahontas ate all the bacon before I could use nuclear bomb on a hurricane, with blood coming out of where I grab em by the you won't have a country anymore. And the revolutionary war airports ramparts were the wettest from the standpoint of… water, just as the kidney has a very special place in the heart with a strong focus on the China virus dropped the magnets in a glass of water because scientists always tell me “you have the most amazing science”. I'm intelligent. Some people would say I'm very very very intelligent Island surrounded by water, big water, ocean water, shooting somebody and I wouldn't lose any voters. Okay, it's like, incredible. But the bacon will clean coal, uranium, it's called nuclear weapons, like lots of things are done with uranium, including bad things. I know words, I have the best words, Fredrick Douglas is an example of somebody who's done amazing things, but people are dying who have never died before. I think, I think it would be, I think it would be very very, I think we'd have a very solid, we would continue what we're doing, and we have other things on our plate.
Now how can Kamala Harris possibly argue with such funambulism?

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Just so us Dummycrats fathom... (Original Post) Kalifornia9 Sep 2024 OP
I liked how you tied it all back together in the end. Genius. captain queeg Sep 2024 #1
This message was self-deleted by its author Ponietz Sep 2024 #2

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