Heart and Troll? What Will Dick Cheney Title His New Book About Having a Heart?

[bondwooley]

From an outside opinion poll:

Yes, while some irrelevant politicians stay home and order from Boston Market, others take a page from the Six Million Dollar Man – they scientifically rebuild themselves and make themselves stronger than they were before. But instead of protecting America, Dick Cheney found a publisher.

In case you’re wondering, Cheney’s upcoming book is about his heart. Ironic, isn’t it? Just in time for Christmas, America’s homegrown Ebenezer Scrooge is going to start collecting and sharing his thoughts on the meaning of having a heart.

The book is yet untitled. Maybe it's time to give Cheney some ideas.

I've Got You Under My Skin?

My Heart Belongs to Your Daddy?

50 Ways to Leave Your Liver (To Me)?

How would you name this book?

(Source: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/lester-charlie/heart-and-troll_b_2248233.html )

[lunatica]

1. Living proof you don't need a heart to stay alive

[madokie]

2. Dick of a War Criminal memoirs

[JaneyVee]

3. Cheney's been heartless long before he was heartless.

[arthritisR_US]

4. Heartless Wonder.

[Flashmann]

5. Black as coal,Cold as ice

[arthritisR_US]

8. Ain't that the truth!

[malaise]

6. How a heartless man got a heart from

the 47%

[scrubthedata]

7. Next I'm Coming For Your Pancreas n/t