BREAKING: Trump leads in new John Barron poll 184773%

[BaronChocula]

A new John Barron Very Important Media Enterprises poll shows a "surging and masculine Donald Trump with a very good brain" and an "innnevertible complete and embarrasing collpase" of the Harris-Walz campaign.

The poll reflects Donald Trump leading "very dumb and very nasty" Vice President "kambabala Harris" 184773% to "a very pathetic and terrible" -679399%.

The poll's margin of error is "what's a margin of error?"

[BrianTheEVGuy]

1. This is legit!

Mike Lindell, Sidney Powell, Kari Lake and Lin Wood have all independently verified the numbers! 🤪

[BaronChocula]

3. Oh damn!

[struggle4progress]

2. "John Barron polling had the best people. Big strong men with tears in their eyes.

Very very. Has anyone here heard of electric showers? You know what I'm talking about. Electric showers. You turn them on and no water comes out. They're going to make you trade in your shower for an electric one. No water. Just bolts and jolts. I guess it's better than being eaten by sharks. Does anyone here want to be eaten by sharks? See? No volunteers!"

[BaronChocula]

5. I was in a helicopter with Hannibal Lecter

Hannibal Lecter. You want him on your side. Said terrible things about Nancy Pelosi. Terrible things about Nikki Pelosi. He said Nikki Haley was very dumb. very dumb. As a rock.

[FirefighterJo]

13. You forgot the 'Sir'

[tanyev]

4. I never used to understand why authoritarian countries

bothered to hold sham elections in which the dictator won with 98% of the vote. The rest of the world knew it was a sham—why bother? But now I get that the sham election is held purely for an audience of one. The pathetic needy narcissistic dictator whose ego must constantly be stroked.

[BaronChocula]

7. It's a pretty weak ego boost

It's worse than sucking in your gut when looking on the mirror. Not that I know anything about that.

[Gaytano70]

6. Yes, yes. The JBVIME poll is 1000% accurate and has an A ++++++++++++ rating on Rasmussen.

[malaise]

8. 😂😂😂

Rec

[Coexist]

9. BIG IF TRUE!!!!!1!!!1!

[Onthefly]

10. He got excited when he was told, "polled jerseys" were included.

“They love me in Jersey”, he remarked.
For non- farmers a polled jersey is a pleasant dairy cow.

[UTUSN]

11. BWAH! - thanks!

[central scrutinizer]

12. That's Marge Innovara

Courtesy of Car Talk

[11 Bravo]

14. LMAO! Good stuff, Baron.