How many Convicted Felons to change a light bulb?

[BoRaGard]

Asking for the RussoRepublican Party.

[50 Shades Of Blue]

1. Zero... they break things on purpose and they prefer to operate in the dark.

[Wounded Bear]

2. They want to treat us like mushrooms...

They keep us in the dark and feed us shit.

[50 Shades Of Blue]

4. Exactly!

[BoRaGard]

5. .

[Walleye]

3. Depends on how many sharks are swimming nearby

[Permanut]

6. Three..

One to hold the bulb and two to turn the ladder.

[Meadowoak]

7. None, they prefer to live in a time before electricity was invented.

[Wonder Why]

8. None. They change diapers instead.

[DiverDave]

9. Unknown

They have to wait for the orange idiot tells them it needs changed.