This Just In: Glenn Beck Ejected from Restaurant

[MineralMan]

http://www.newsyoucantbelieve.com

Glenn Beck Not Welcome to Dine

Late Wednesday afternoon, erstwhile radio personality Glenn Beck was ejected from a city restaurant that asked this reporter not to name it. According to waitress Prudish Derp, Beck suddenly got up from his seat in the restaurant, removed all his clothing, and ran around the other diners, yelling "Nakee! Nakee!" Although many of the other patrons appeared to find this somewhat amusing and pointed out Beck's shortcomings to other diners, restaurant manager, Manny Blessing gathered up Becks discarded clothing and requested that he dine elsewhere. Beck fled onto the sidewalk outside of the restaurant, clutching his garments, continuing to cry "Nakee! Nakee!" Some pedestrians near the restaurant were seen rolling on the sidewalk. Police were not called.

More details will be posted as they emerge...

[Panasonic]

1. Link's broken..

but nice..

[MineralMan]

2. That link always seems to be broken, for some reason.

[pinboy3niner]

10. It gets a lot of traffic

[MineralMan]

11. Yup. It's like a constant DDOS attack over there.

I hear that the hosting service for that site isn't amused.

[nolabear]

3. And the news is?

Just another day in the folds of Becks mind.

[jberryhill]

4. Correction issued: he "ejaculated" in the restaurant

Please edit your title to reflect update of the wire service story.

[bigtree]

5. "Nakee! Nakee!"

[MineralMan]

8. Just like my two year old nephew...

[JohnnyRingo]

6. Doesn't matter if the link works...

It's funny because if he isn't acting like a total loon, he's another loser sitting at the end of the bar complaining about the government.

[BainsBane]

7. Five edits and the link still doesn't work?

I just would like to know if its real or satire. With Beck you never know.

[MineralMan]

9. Examine the clues.

Everything from that URL is of questionable veracity, I'll have you know. Even the URL is questionable. I have it on the very best authority that you shouldn't believe anything from that URL. I mean, have you ever met a waitress named Prudish Derp? Or even a manager named Manny Blessing?

[Bucky]

12. If I didn't know better, I'd start to suspect the validity of your link. Maybe even your story.

As a DUer, I'm reticent to disbelieve any news story that confirms my anti-conservative prejudices. And besides, I'm pretty sure a majority of the news I see on TV comes from a news source that at least ought to be named "News You Can't Believe." And yet...