LOL is a dangerous thing to type.... :)

[Whovian]

On edit this is satire for those satirically handicapped.

[Jackpine Radical]

1. LOL

IN FACT, ROFL

(Religious Outcastes For Lucifer)

[darkangel218]

3. +1

Wait, I meant 666!

LMAO! LUCIFER MY ALMIGHTY OMEGA

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. LOL!

Oops, here he comes again.

[niyad]

4. question to xians: how do you KNOW this? you attend satanic prayer meetings, you have inside

sources? enquiring minds want to know.

[WillyT]

5. LOL !!! - K & R !!!

[Laochtine]

6. Everytime you type LOL

A demon gets his wings.

[LiberalEsto]

13. DUzy!

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

20. That holds true for farts too

and the silent deadly ones are good for a whole gaggle of imps.

[darkangel218]

7. E Nomine - Lucifer :) awesome song

&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[meadowlark5]

8. I had a Christian whackjob approach me in the grocery store over the peace sign on my shirt

He tried to tell me it was a sign of the devil and it was a crucifix that had been turned upside down and slightly changed to be disguised as a sign of the devil.

I told him he was wrong, it originated as the symbol of nuclear disarmament. I told him to go look it up and preferably somewhere other than one of his right wing nutjob website

These religious nuts out there are so gullible and stupid and so easily frightened. It's scary there are so many in this country.

[lonestarnot]

9. LOL cowards.

[Whovian]

10. I wish stories like this didn't surprise me. n/t

[darkangel218]

11. And some.of them are very agressive too.

There was a really crazy one in Port St Lucie. He was standing all day with a bull horn and a huge wooden cross in the middle of the intersaction harrasing ppl. I always laughed, which was really getting to him

[Brickbat]

16. My ninth-grade social studies teacher told us that the Nazis came up with the swastika by taking the

Christian cross and "twisting" it.

[OriginalGeek]

25. lol, they still believe that?

the fundie church I grew up in (in the 70s) used to say that all the time. Man they hated some hippies.



One of the reasons my hair is still half-way down my back...even if it's half-way gone from the top.

[1StrongBlackMan]

29. Yes, of course, because ...

EVERYONE knows that peace is evil!

[catch the spit.]

42. Why don't you move to a more enlightened area, then?

I have never had anything even remotely similar happen to me. I am blown away by how many people on DU put down "fundies" in their area when it's obvious that they do not resonate at that vibrational level.

So move. See how amazing the libruls act.

[meadowlark5]

43. I don't plan to be driven away from where I live because of fundies

Nor should anyone. The fundies and conservatives work on the basis of intimidation. If everyone were to move away from where conservative nutjobs live or adapt their lives in anywya because of their lunacy, then it might give the nuts the false impression that the louder and more obnoxious they are the more power they have. That's the last thing I want them to think.

They just need to be told to shut up and ignored.

[Canuckistanian]

12. I'd still like to meet one of these "Satanists"

I don't think they exist outside the tortured minds of these fundies.

Oh, sure, there are people who call themselves Satanists, but they do it more for the shock value more than any coherent ideology.

[Rosa Luxemburg]

14. Can we 'spell' it backwards

'spell' magic

[loli phabay]

15. i used to think it meant lots of love. go figure

[Fumesucker]

17. Please allow me to LOL..

[treestar]

18. So typical of the superstitious mind!

They really think it has some power, regardless of intent. That's superstition.

[ThoughtCriminal]

19. This is why I never flew on a Boeing 707

It LOL upside down!

[freshwest]

21. Wellll.. Hellll.

[Coyotl]

22. LOL

I can't help myself, I'm possessed

[Tikki]

23. When I very first went online it was to an online game site...I read the chat board with..

each entry and it seemed like the posts were just flying by.
I saw an entry where someone was talking about the town
I grew up in and I answered I had lived on a certain street there.

Right away the person answered that it wasn't wise to share information
like that online and then ended the post with a LOL and a

I was confused by that answer and then I figured out
that the person must be telling me to LOG OFF LINE...so I did.


Tikki

[Whovian]

37. LOL... I remember those days.

[Warpy]

24. Poe's Law will strike again

At some point, the holy rollers will likely discover this and take it seriously.

[MindandSoul]

26. How very silly! Does anyone that isn't a little derange really believe in this? LOL!

[greatauntoftriplets]

27. I'll be damned.

Whoops!

[libdem4life]

28. ROFLMAO is harder to Satanize. I don't doubt someone will crack the code, however.

[Chiyo-chichi]

40. Rooting Overtly for Lucifer, My Ancient Overlord?

[johnp3907]

30. Spread the word!

Let's all do our best to spread this around and see if it catches on! I want to hear Pat Robertson saying this by next Xmas!

[im1013]

31. Every time you type LOL a kitten dies...

[lalalu]

32. LMAO

Does that count?

[Wounded Bear]

34. Good, not a fan of cats....LOL

[thelordofhell]

33. Drat........They're catching on to my master plan

[w8liftinglady]

35. Dang... I wish I knew that before I used LOL in MY post!

of course, Lucifer was at the other table.
Hmmmmmm

[OnionPatch]

36. Yeah, and thunder is God bowling.

[LisaLynne]

38. Since people who would believe that are humorless bastards generally,

I don't think it's much of an issue.

Oh, yeah - LOL!

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

39. I laughed out loud ...

... but then the smell of sulphur rose out of the basement drain ...

... be afraid

[Aerows]

41. Good grief

This is as nutty as something my sister said once. She was going to a Baptist College, and started getting mixed up with some rabid evangelicals. She came home over the holidays, and we were in the store shopping and she pointed at Rainbow Brite dolls and exclaimed - "Those are the tools of Satan! They use rainbows and unicorns as tools to give people a false sense of happiness, much like when AT&T says "Good Morning" and Have a nice day." People need to be aware that these things are trying to start a happy wave (whatever the fuck that meant, I was kind of like, so what people are happy, and that's bad to myself).

It was so ludicrous, I told my mother about it, and she point blank told my sister that if she didn't quit going to that "nutjob" church, she could move back home from college. LOL.

It was priceless. Fundies are some of the most gullible people on the planet.

ON EDIT: Yours may have been satire, but my sister was 100% batshit crazy serious. Never underestimate the ridiculousness of people who get caught up in these charismatic evangelical churches. They are fucking lunatics the lot of them.

[CheapShotArtist]

44. LOL

[IMG]#LOL%20492x384[/IMG]

[Hydra]

45. LOL

Funny, they even snuck in the "Everyone but God is Satan!"

Lucifer = Satan
Pan = Satan
Zeus = Satan
Loki = Satan
Democrats = Satan
Your Cat...SATAN!

If you listen to them, Satan's got the market cornered on being everywhere and knowing everything.

[Downtown Hound]

46. You don't have to be satircally challenged to believe some fundies would write this

With all the inane babble that comes out of them, I could totally see them saying something like this.