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RockRaven

(16,181 posts)
5. Maybe the nitrogenous waste could be collected and put to some use.
Thu Nov 30, 2023, 12:22 AM
Nov 2023

Whatever use that might be, it would be better for the world than his existence ever was.

BigmanPigman

(52,211 posts)
6. How will people know where to poop and piss?
Thu Nov 30, 2023, 12:24 AM
Nov 2023

It needs to be marked in big, neon lights making it easily accessible for all those who walk their dogs know where to poop throughout eternity. Mother fucking, mass murderer, war criminal piece of shit deserves to have his grave marked like he were Hitler. People need to go to his grave specifically to desecrate it. That is what he deserves.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-19872410

jmowreader

(51,376 posts)
7. I have a better idea
Thu Nov 30, 2023, 12:31 AM
Nov 2023

Build a mausoleum to him, and bury him in the floor of it.

This is not out of any great honor for his decades of service to the American people, but so that truly patriotic Americans can properly pay their respects to him without getting thrown in jail for public indecency. We'll charge ten bucks for admission, with proceeds to go toward providing free pee funnels for women so they can do their patriotic duty too.

Buns_of_Fire

(17,806 posts)
13. I would include one 16-oz can of beer free with the cost of admission.
Thu Nov 30, 2023, 03:37 AM
Nov 2023

Sometimes the pumps of patriotism need a little priming.

LudwigPastorius

(10,697 posts)
11. Strap him to a Mk 82 and send him out of the bomb bay doors of a B-52 to a remote, uninhabited...
Thu Nov 30, 2023, 02:31 AM
Nov 2023

island in the Pacific.

Let the crabs and fishies eat up any pieces that might be left over.

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