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TreasonousBastard

(43,049 posts)
Mon Oct 23, 2023, 08:36 PM Oct 2023

I have the chocolate pie theory of discourse and debate...

Whoever gets hit first with the pie loses and will suffer ignonimity and sarcasm forever
So, who has the will and ability to pie the Orange Shitbag?

Think of it-- Shitbag is at the podium and some guy in clown suit pies him with a perfect hit. Could he survive the humiliation and everyone in the audience waking up to hear what an asshole he actually is?

Who's got a plan, and the balls.

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I have the chocolate pie theory of discourse and debate... (Original Post) TreasonousBastard Oct 2023 OP
Tempting, but I'll pass on the federal offense. rsdsharp Oct 2023 #1
gosh what could go wrong WhiskeyGrinder Oct 2023 #2
The problem with that is 24/7 Secret Service protection tinrobot Oct 2023 #3
He has Secret Service protection. So, although it might be entertaining, Ocelot II Oct 2023 #4

tinrobot

(11,474 posts)
3. The problem with that is 24/7 Secret Service protection
Mon Oct 23, 2023, 08:40 PM
Oct 2023

The pie thrower would be risking his/her life.

Though large clown shoes might work (shoes worked Iraq against W.)

Ocelot II

(121,124 posts)
4. He has Secret Service protection. So, although it might be entertaining,
Mon Oct 23, 2023, 09:56 PM
Oct 2023

I hardly think anyone wants to be charged with a federal felony just for the laughs.

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