Quit Insulting Neanderthals - They Were Einsteins Compared To Republicans.

[TheMastersNemesis]

Even amoebas are smarter. Any creature on earth is actually smarter. They have negative IQ's based on what I am hearing.

[libdem4life]

1. Ditto for Cretins...and Troglodytes.

[Jackpine Radical]

2. They actually suck the intelligence from anyone who gets near them.

And, due to some undiscovered principle of physics, they can do this without weakening the intellectual vacuum in their own crania.

I knew a guy who was going to do a PhD thesis investigating the phenomenon, but his advisers wouldn't let him, explaining that it was too dangerous for him to go near that many Republicans--they feared he would come out of the study lacking the brain power to finish his thesis.

[baldguy]

3. Norman Einstein?

[Kalidurga]

4. Neanderthals were likely fairly intelligent.

They used tools and buried their dead. I wish I knew more about their culture other than they had one.