When there's a movie made of all this scandal re: Petraeus, Jill Kelley should be played by....

[Roland99]

Sandra Bullock

[rzemanfl]

1. Lindsay Lohan, she has the nutty factor the role needs.

[calimary]

2. How 'bout Kim Kardashian?

After all, trashy is as trashy does.

[Roland99]

3. does kinda resemble them but, to me, she looks a lot like Bullock

[HappyMe]

7. No.

Just no. She seems to be everywhere as it is. Besides the fact that she probably can't act worth a damn.

[corneliamcgillicutty]

8. I like KarTRASHian for that role too.

Sandra Bullock has been through enough with her cheatin' ex. Besides, I've always liked Sandra.

[calimary]

14. Welcome to DU, corneliamcgillicutty!

Glad you're here. Sometimes we get to enjoy a little guilty-pleasure fun here as well as firing up our part of the base on more serious matters. I was considering strictly looks - certainly not acting talent. I am proud of our Hollywood Chamber of Commerce, that ruled awhile back that reality stars aren't eligible for a Star on the Walk of Fame. Thank goodness they have SOME taste!

[hifiguy]

10. Yep.

The physical resemblance is there and they're both trashy grifters. Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

[Control-Z]

13. Kardashians have no talent.

They are reality show non celebrities. If not for Daddy and money you would have never known of their existence. You are right about the trashy. But any talented actor can play trashy.

[LeftInTX]

15. I say put Kim Kardashian on steriods, then you get Jill Kelley

[lalalu]

4. No one can beat Glenn Close

for nutty mistress performance. The looks on Michael Douglas' face when he would see her

[eissa]

5. Angie Harmon?

Broadwell: Rachel McAdams
Petraeus: Steve Carrell

[opiate69]

6. Jill Kelly should be played by...

Adult Film star Jill Kelly, of course!!

[bongbong]

9. She has a bad case of ....

... man hands.

On top of that, she can't even say "They're real, and they're spectacular"

[TwilightGardener]

11. Yep, Sandra Bullock is good. Also Rashida Jones for Broadwell--

another DUer mentioned the resemblance.

[BlueMan Votes]

12. marissa tomei

[onenote]

16. I vote for David Spade to play Petraeus

[ananda]

17. Sara Ramirez

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