Right now Trump could be or should be sitting in a holding cell awaiting his afternoon arrangement

[Botany]

... if his mug shot and fingerprinting have been done. The man was installed by Vlad Putin, the
electoral college, dirty FBI work, the dumb ass racists who voted, and a shit bag media.

[Blue Owl]

1. Replace that gaudy golden throne with a cold stainless steel squatter

[agingdem]

2. if one of us walked out the White House with a spoon

the DOJ would not send us "pretty please"letters...within days the US Marshall Service would have served us a search and seize warrant and we'd be begging federal prosecutors for a deal...

[Silent3]

5. Or toward the White House holding a spoon in a threatening manner

I'm glad someone is finally going after Trump aggressively, but these recent indictments don't at all make me feel any need to renounce my previous criticisms of the slow-paced, kid gloves handling of Trump by the DoJ and other agencies.

We're still dealing with two unequal systems of justice, even if the upper tier system for the elite occasionally, reluctantly bares its teeth.

[getagrip_already]

3. He is probably yucking it up in some judges chambers......

He is not sitting in detention.

[EYESORE 9001]

4. Maybe the hard seats are causing his 'rhoids some screaming agony

Hey, a boy can dream, right?

[Doc Sportello]

6. He should have been in jail a long time ago

For his numerous "white collar" crimes over the years.

As for today, what I've heard is that there will be no time waiting behind bars and the fingerprinting is done electronically. No perp walk, no jail time. It's very basic, although he may decide to come out afterward and fire up the idiots, so the experts are saying this morning.

[Midnight Writer]

7. I bet all the staff at the Courthouse are weeping as they apologize to Trump.

"Sir, forgive us, for we know not what we do."

[Kid Berwyn]

8. Taking one for the boss.