Flesh-Eating Seaweed Blobs Are Overtaking Florida's Beaches

[GenXer47]

https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/flesh-eating-bacteria-florida-beaches-sargassum-blobs

There's also a McNugget-eating blob living at 1100 S Ocean Blvd, Palm Beach.
The microplastics in the seaweed are hosting the bacteria - ironic, isn't it? How can you live next to an ocean and be an anti-environment rightwinger?

[FakeNoose]

1. Does Chump ever go swimming on Florida's beaches?

Asking for a friend.

[live love laugh]

3. That's a lot of flesh to eat if he does swim there.

[Uncle Joe]

6. Even flesh eating bacteria have some taste,

I doubt they would touch that toxic turd, just spit him out.

[mountain grammy]

8. One can hope..

[EYESORE 9001]

2. It's that woke seaweed smuggled in by drug mules with calves like cantaloupes

[RKP5637]

4. Maybe Ron DeNazi can play in it and tell what he is doing about it! n/t

[lastlib]

5. First there was....

"The Eggplant That Ate Chicago"; then
"The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati"; then
"The Seaweed That Ate Miami"? (hope it doesn't get indigestion.....)

[Blue Owl]

7. And it doesn't like the taste of 'woke' people... only MAGAts will satisfy its bloodlust....

[applegrove]

9. What does Ron DeSantis say? It is climate crisis and pollution.