How About We Send Donald Trump To Russia, To Convince Putin To "Stop The Shooting?"

I'm getting tired of all these creepy videos of him claiming to be able to create peace between Russia and Ukraine in two days. After all, if he has such a great friendship with Putin, surely he can convince him to stop shooting? The first step in a peace treaty?

Biden could at least offer to do that, for the sake of shutting him up. Donald Trump, Special Envoy to Russia.

Yeah, I know...he's about to be indicted, and sure that would be fun to watch. But wouldn't it be better to send him to Moscow, and have him ask for political asylum when he gets indicted back home? That would be pretty cool. He could share a dacha with Edward Snowden.