Is Obama going to create a Secretary of Free Stuff?

[upaloopa]

Where and when do we get the free stuff we voted for?

[valerief]

1. Sorry. Free stuff only goes to the 1% and real persons (corporations). nt

[redwitch]

2. Right after he appoints Bill as Secretary of Explaining Shit.

Free stuff! Yay!

[JohnnyRingo]

3. That'd be a good call-in to Limbaugh.

Ask him for details on when and where since he's such an expert.
I'm retired and living on a pension, so I could use food stamps and a Cadillac.

[BeyondGeography]

4. It's between that and creating a national Takers holiday

[txdemsftw]

5. Good Question..

I want my PHONE!!!!!!!!

[hootinholler]

6. You need to find the guy with question marks all over his coat

Then he'll fill you win with a book for only $29.95

Oh, wait, he was around during the Bush administration.

[Firebirds01]

10. seems legit

[liberal N proud]

7. Ask someone who thinks he is going to take their guns away.

[Motown_Johnny]

8. Why don't tax cuts count as "stuff"?

[oswaldactedalone]

9. When's the Social Services worker

supposed to bring my beer and smokes? I called over an hour ago.

[thelordofhell]

11. I want my free PhonePony

[oswaldactedalone]

12. Where do I send my electric bill to be paid?

I heard Obama was going to take care of it.