Tue Feb 7, 2023, 01:27 PM
Eddie18 (37 posts)
States I would never live in and why
First of all, I have been to all 50 states and lived in 16 of them. OK, enjoy the ride. No offense if you live in one of these. Move to a blue state and you'll live a longer life
Texas: dumb governor and poor gun control Arizona: Becoming a Dem state but still has GOP entrails. Where Kari Lake is from. Too hot. Idaho: Great backpacking in the north but rednecks galore. Boise is boring and Moscow is not a good name for a college town North Dakota: Please, I went to college and got something out of it South Dakota: Fruitcake governor and cold wind Wyoming: Cold, windy, nice mountains but basically stupid people Kansas: Jesus is the law, western part of the state looks like a scene from the Book of Eli or Road Warrior Oklahoma: Tornadoes and too close to Texas Missouri: Rural folks don't get out much from their mobile home parks Arkansas: Look who they elected governor. Are they serious? Kentucky: Two liberal areas and the rest is redneck cesspool. Visit Murray, Ky., if you want to step back in time Ohio: Cincinnati is fine; the rest is a dump and Jim Jordan is from there Alabama: Seriously? Check out education and annual salaries of most folks Mississippi: Fox TV helps them get through the day Louisiana: Other than New Orleans, too many came ball caps and overalls Florida: A redneck dumping ground and beetles that fly in high humidity. Fascist governor South Carolina: Lindsey Graham and Tim Scott got elected there. How stupid are they people despite a lovely coastline West Virginia: God bless them for digging coal and realizing the harmful effects Indiana: Not exactly Illinois. Pence prays too much for me Iowa: What do you do there? Go to the grange hall and watch Fox? Utah: 3.2 ABV beer. A bit overdone on religion. Beautiful mountains and the Great Salt Lake is drying up. California: I was born there and lived in Palo Alto and Santa Monica. But the water issue is worsening. Also, Kevin McCarthy got elected That about wraps it up. I do like western Montana, Alaska and Georgia.
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Eddie18 | Feb 2023 | OP |
ProudMNDemocrat | Feb 2023 | #1 | |
Ocelot II | Feb 2023 | #4 | |
ProudMNDemocrat | Feb 2023 | #9 | |
Emile | Feb 2023 | #5 | |
a kennedy | Feb 2023 | #32 | |
Cuthbert Allgood | Feb 2023 | #40 | |
Ocelot II | Feb 2023 | #41 | |
Captain Zero | Feb 2023 | #65 | |
yardwork | Feb 2023 | #50 | |
Emile | Feb 2023 | #55 | |
NowISeetheLight | Feb 2023 | #63 | |
paleotn | Feb 2023 | #2 | |
Eddie18 | Feb 2023 | #3 | |
albacore | Feb 2023 | #6 | |
gratuitous | Feb 2023 | #16 | |
bluesbassman | Feb 2023 | #23 | |
Sky Jewels | Feb 2023 | #26 | |
yardwork | Feb 2023 | #52 | |
Aristus | Feb 2023 | #46 | |
albacore | Feb 2023 | #59 | |
KS Toronado | Feb 2023 | #7 | |
Peacetrain | Feb 2023 | #8 | |
Effete Snob | Feb 2023 | #10 | |
Tommy Carcetti | Feb 2023 | #14 | |
Effete Snob | Feb 2023 | #15 | |
Eddie18 | Feb 2023 | #51 | |
Tommy Carcetti | Feb 2023 | #54 | |
2naSalit | Feb 2023 | #21 | |
EYESORE 9001 | Feb 2023 | #11 | |
Danmel | Feb 2023 | #47 | |
EYESORE 9001 | Feb 2023 | #49 | |
Tommy Carcetti | Feb 2023 | #12 | |
MrsCoffee | Feb 2023 | #13 | |
yaesu | Feb 2023 | #17 | |
FloridaDAR | Feb 2023 | #18 | |
we can do it | Feb 2023 | #19 | |
rsdsharp | Feb 2023 | #20 | |
Scrivener7 | Feb 2023 | #22 | |
2naSalit | Feb 2023 | #24 | |
Sky Jewels | Feb 2023 | #25 | |
Polly Hennessey | Feb 2023 | #28 | |
demmiblue | Feb 2023 | #39 | |
Xavier Breath | Feb 2023 | #48 | |
mountain grammy | Feb 2023 | #61 | |
Violet_Crumble | Feb 2023 | #67 | |
obnoxiousdrunk | Feb 2023 | #27 | |
former9thward | Feb 2023 | #29 | |
johnp3907 | Feb 2023 | #30 | |
Tommy Carcetti | Feb 2023 | #33 | |
CTyankee | Feb 2023 | #31 | |
panader0 | Feb 2023 | #34 | |
DFW | Feb 2023 | #64 | |
old as dirt | Feb 2023 | #35 | |
DFW | Feb 2023 | #60 | |
GusBob | Feb 2023 | #36 | |
Eddie18 | Feb 2023 | #53 | |
Initech | Feb 2023 | #37 | |
sanatanadharma | Feb 2023 | #38 | |
Emile | Feb 2023 | #42 | |
Hekate | Feb 2023 | #44 | |
Emile | Feb 2023 | #43 | |
Hekate | Feb 2023 | #45 | |
Tommy Carcetti | Feb 2023 | #56 | |
Hekate | Feb 2023 | #58 | |
Violet_Crumble | Feb 2023 | #68 | |
jmowreader | Feb 2023 | #57 | |
sakabatou | Feb 2023 | #62 | |
xmas74 | Feb 2023 | #66 | |
Buckeyeblue | Feb 2023 | #69 |
Response to Eddie18 (Original post)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 01:30 PM
ProudMNDemocrat (14,959 posts)
1. Minnesota may be damn COLD in the winter, but as PROGRESSIVE...
as they come.
Home of Hubert Humphrey, Walter Mondale, Amy Klobuchar, F.Scott Fitzgerald(author), and many more. |
Response to ProudMNDemocrat (Reply #1)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 01:35 PM
Ocelot II (111,632 posts)
4. Not to mention Keith Ellison and Ilhan Omar.
MN just passed a law protecting abortion rights and another preventing discrimination on the basis of ethnic hairstyles. Also no trans bathroom laws.
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Response to Ocelot II (Reply #4)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 01:44 PM
ProudMNDemocrat (14,959 posts)
9. Yeppers...
Met Ilhan Omar when she first ran in 2018 when I was a State Delegate to the DFL Convention.
Keith Ellison, I met in 2005 when he was first running for Congress with Tim Walz. Tim was my 1st CD Rep. I moved in September from Rochester to Eden Prairie now. Closer to those in State politics. |
Response to ProudMNDemocrat (Reply #1)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 01:38 PM
Emile (16,489 posts)
5. I would love to live in northern Itasca county
on a small lake just south of Wirt called Bass Lake. But the winters are too damn cold for me.
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Response to ProudMNDemocrat (Reply #1)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 03:09 PM
a kennedy (28,423 posts)
32. and they're ALL Democrats, Governor and both the House and Senate.
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Response to ProudMNDemocrat (Reply #1)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 03:55 PM
Cuthbert Allgood (4,510 posts)
40. And then there's out state MN.
I grew up in eastern North Dakota and lived in northern MN for a handful of years.
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Response to Cuthbert Allgood (Reply #40)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 03:58 PM
Ocelot II (111,632 posts)
41. Outstate MN is basically a cold Alabama.
Fortunately we outnumber them.
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Response to Ocelot II (Reply #41)
Wed Feb 8, 2023, 05:56 AM
Captain Zero (6,113 posts)
65. Cold Alabama, that's a good one. Ha.
lol
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Response to ProudMNDemocrat (Reply #1)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 05:00 PM
yardwork (58,251 posts)
50. Why is MN so different from WI?
Response to ProudMNDemocrat (Reply #1)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 10:05 PM
NowISeetheLight (3,342 posts)
63. I will admit
Having grown up in the Twin Cities metro area I do miss a lot of it. Despite its issues I still think Minneapolis has a lot of amenities and cultural opportunities. If it wasn’t for the weather I maybe even moved back there a few times. If I could afford it now I’d have a place there and one in Palm Springs (where I live now) for winters.
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Response to Eddie18 (Original post)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 01:33 PM
paleotn (16,847 posts)
2. I like Atlanta. The rest of GA? Not so much.
You left off TN. As nutty as any of the rest. Trust me. I’m a native.
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Response to paleotn (Reply #2)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 01:34 PM
Eddie18 (37 posts)
3. Tenn
Agree, but you have Nashville
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Response to Eddie18 (Original post)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 01:39 PM
albacore (2,220 posts)
6. You forgot Washington state....
Don't NObody move here! It rains all the time. Earthquakes. Sasquatch... everywhere! The governor is a leftwing nut.. he actually had mask and vaccination mandates. Everybody is poor... pay no attention to Amazon or Microsoft or Costco.
All we do here is drink Starbucks. |
Response to albacore (Reply #6)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 01:56 PM
gratuitous (82,074 posts)
16. And Oregon's even worse!
The biggest city is burned to the ground on the regular by Antifa and Black Lives Matter activists. Everyone wears hemp clothing and smells of patchouli.
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Response to gratuitous (Reply #16)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 02:33 PM
bluesbassman (18,941 posts)
23. I thought it was elderberries.
Or am I thinking of a different country all together?
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Response to gratuitous (Reply #16)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 02:39 PM
Sky Jewels (5,780 posts)
26. I'm in PDX. Thanks for the reminder--I've gotta stop at the last standing Dollar Tree
to get more matches. There's more burning to be done!
Also, I've got an abortion on the docket this afternoon. I got knocked up on purpose just 'cuz I love visiting Planned Parenthood as often as possible. Busy day! |
Response to Sky Jewels (Reply #26)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 05:03 PM
yardwork (58,251 posts)
52. Way to own the MAGATs! You go!
Response to albacore (Reply #6)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 04:16 PM
Aristus (64,197 posts)
46. Took me a second.
Nice reverse psychology there. I love our Evergreen State!
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Response to Aristus (Reply #46)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 08:35 PM
albacore (2,220 posts)
59. Shhhhh... quiet! Next you'll be blabbing State secrets. nt
Response to Eddie18 (Original post)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 01:43 PM
KS Toronado (13,679 posts)
7. 23 States you'll never live in
that leaves 27 States you would live in, any of those RED?
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Response to Eddie18 (Original post)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 01:44 PM
Peacetrain (22,741 posts)
8. Lord have mercy... 21 posts and this is what you come up with?
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Response to Peacetrain (Reply #8)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 01:45 PM
Effete Snob (8,188 posts)
10. Here to make friends
Response to Effete Snob (Reply #10)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 01:52 PM
Tommy Carcetti (42,681 posts)
14. Clearly getting off to a great start.
Insulting literally near half the country.
Hey, if that's the way you want to do it, who am I to judge? Also...fuck you, Eastern Montana! |
Response to Tommy Carcetti (Reply #14)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 01:55 PM
Effete Snob (8,188 posts)
15. If I had to pick the two worst
It would be Jefferson County and Portland. |
Response to Tommy Carcetti (Reply #14)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 05:01 PM
Eddie18 (37 posts)
51. Ok, then
Try out Oklahoma or utah
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Response to Eddie18 (Reply #51)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 05:19 PM
Tommy Carcetti (42,681 posts)
54. I'm not in the position or desire to move anywhere.
Although the state I do live in is on your list, and despite its extremely obvious and glaring flaws, I'm able to report that I'm still quite happy living there.
Would not pass up the opportunity to visit Oklahoma or Utah if I was given the opportunity. Also I don't judge people who do choose to live in Oklahoma and Utah. |
Response to Eddie18 (Original post)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 01:47 PM
EYESORE 9001 (24,720 posts)
11. I'm starting to think this book shoulda been banned from schools a long time ago
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Response to EYESORE 9001 (Reply #11)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 04:18 PM
Danmel (4,776 posts)
47. Why is she wearing a yarmulke?
Response to Danmel (Reply #47)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 04:29 PM
EYESORE 9001 (24,720 posts)
49. That's a princess cap. Durr.
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Response to Eddie18 (Original post)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 01:49 PM
Tommy Carcetti (42,681 posts)
12. Well...okay? nt
Response to Eddie18 (Original post)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 01:49 PM
MrsCoffee (5,776 posts)
13. Love it here in California.
Just wish it wasn't so damn expensive. Pushing me out.
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Response to Eddie18 (Original post)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 01:58 PM
yaesu (8,014 posts)
17. I will add that I will never visit nor do business in those states. nt
Response to Eddie18 (Original post)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 02:03 PM
FloridaDAR (3,704 posts)
18. Wow!
Love your insightful stereotypes and generalizations, so well thought out. I was born in South Carolina, my parents were from Kentucky, and I lived in Kentucky as an adult, and as I now live in Florida, I don't suppose you will be visiting.
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Response to Eddie18 (Original post)
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Response to Eddie18 (Original post)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 02:22 PM
rsdsharp (8,130 posts)
20. Well, well. An equal opportunity offender.
Congratulations.
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Response to Eddie18 (Original post)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 02:31 PM
Scrivener7 (49,296 posts)
22. For me, any red state and any "gun free for all" state. Seriously, I wouldn't feel safe.
And I worked for 20 years in a job that often took me into terrible neighborhoods and inside the projects in the South Bronx.
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Response to Eddie18 (Original post)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 02:35 PM
2naSalit (79,039 posts)
24. But does...
Western Montana want you?
Perhaps not, we already have enough wannabes coming here and fouling ecosystem. Please chose another state. ![]() |
Response to Eddie18 (Original post)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 02:36 PM
Sky Jewels (5,780 posts)
25. I know you will be scolded for this post, but it made me laugh.
I kinda agree with your takes on states, too.
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Response to Sky Jewels (Reply #25)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 02:44 PM
Polly Hennessey (6,111 posts)
28. Agree with you, Sky Jewels.
Response to Sky Jewels (Reply #25)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 03:53 PM
demmiblue (36,198 posts)
39. I thought it was funny, too!
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Response to Sky Jewels (Reply #25)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 04:23 PM
Xavier Breath (2,791 posts)
48. Can't argue with this.
Or with this:
Ohio: Cincinnati is fine; the rest is a dump and Jim Jordan is from there Yep, pretty much sums it up ![]() |
Response to Sky Jewels (Reply #25)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 09:42 PM
mountain grammy (26,045 posts)
61. Agree.. we all see the good and bad in every state..
but Governor Sarah H Sanders..
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Response to Sky Jewels (Reply #25)
Wed Feb 8, 2023, 06:42 AM
Violet_Crumble (35,898 posts)
67. To any overly sensitive poppets out there, people trash talk where I live all the time...
I don't let it bother me. It's fun to see other perspectives....
I've been at DU a whole lot longer than a few dozen posts and you couldn't pay me to visit anywhere in the US apart from Hawaii. Even California doesn't tempt me because the weather is pretty similar to what I get here and I can have sun and beaches without having to deal with Trump loving weirdos, religious freaks and crazies with guns. |
Response to Eddie18 (Original post)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 02:42 PM
obnoxiousdrunk (2,849 posts)
27. Unrec. n/t
Response to Eddie18 (Original post)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 02:45 PM
former9thward (29,962 posts)
29. I am happy Arizona is on your list.
The Census Bureau says AZ is the #1 state people from other states move to and we have too many people already.
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Response to Eddie18 (Original post)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 02:56 PM
johnp3907 (3,667 posts)
30. My list:
Washington.
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Response to johnp3907 (Reply #30)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 03:17 PM
Tommy Carcetti (42,681 posts)
33. My list:
Western Montana.
Because fuck you, Western Montana. We all know Eastern Montana is the one and only true Montana. |
Response to Eddie18 (Original post)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 03:03 PM
CTyankee (62,654 posts)
31. Connecticut is a Democrat's Delight these days!
We have a liberal state legislature and governor, great schools, a rich history, the Yale Bowl, the Long Island Sound for boating. It's cold but hey, that's New England.
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Response to Eddie18 (Original post)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 03:27 PM
panader0 (25,816 posts)
34. Every one of those states has many good Democrats and are all represented here on DU.
State bashing is uncool.
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Response to panader0 (Reply #34)
Wed Feb 8, 2023, 02:55 AM
DFW (52,310 posts)
64. I'm with you there
Charleston, SC is wonderful, and Dallas beats parts of Massachusetts I’ve been to. No one state is “every square inch a paradise.” I was back in the USA in December and January, including SC, VA, FL and Texas, and the only people I saw carrying guns were cops and Airport Security.
I am sure there are some states I wouldn’t want to live in, but to be sure, I’d have to check that out for myself. For example, I have never been to Montana, east, west, or even northern south central. There are some countries here I wouldn’t want to live in, either. I landed in a country I can tolerate because my wife is from here, I speak the language, and can afford the cost of living. I wouldn’t want to live in Romania or Belgium even if it were for free, but I was there often enough to be certain, and again, that’s my personal view based on my personal experience. I know one American woman who was so taken with Belgium, she researched her ancestry, found a grandfather born in Luxembourg after January 1, 1900, applied for Luxembourg citizenship on that basis, and actually received it!! It took a year, but with her Luxembourg passport, she can now live anywhere in the EU she wants to. As a US citizen, she still has to file a US tax return, but her income is under $75,000, and it’s all wages, so it’s not a complicated return to file. To each, his/her own, and I say that fully aware that there are MANY people who would rather move elsewhere, but can’t, due to family obligations, age, health, money, or lack of necessary paperwork. |
Response to Eddie18 (Original post)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 03:30 PM
old as dirt (1,972 posts)
35. We do mathematical research.
Iowa: What do you do there?
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Response to old as dirt (Reply #35)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 09:22 PM
DFW (52,310 posts)
60. A friend of mine just got re-elected State Auditor there
He’s the only Democrat to win statewide office in Iowa in the last election. At one point, he’ll be a good shot for Governor or US Senator.
That’s one thing to do there, anyway. |
Response to Eddie18 (Original post)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 03:41 PM
GusBob (7,268 posts)
36. you've been everywhere, man
but you aint no Johnny Cash
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Response to GusBob (Reply #36)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 05:05 PM
Eddie18 (37 posts)
53. And global
60 countries as well. Went to high school in Japan for 2 years
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Response to Eddie18 (Original post)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 03:43 PM
Initech (98,595 posts)
37. Yeah bash California. Most liberal votes in the US.
And my state is doing pretty well right now despite a few hiccups in the last few months.
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Response to Eddie18 (Original post)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 03:46 PM
sanatanadharma (3,270 posts)
38. As I use to read the monthly "One of Our States is Missing", I suppose I might move back to ...
... New Mexico, and face the consequences, although in truth, I prefer remaining out-of-state.
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Response to Eddie18 (Original post)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 03:59 PM
Emile (16,489 posts)
42. What about US territories?
Response to Emile (Reply #42)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 04:07 PM
Hekate (86,381 posts)
44. Shhh. Tell him they're a bunch of overcrowded islands fated to sink into the sea.
With his attitude, sheesh.
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Response to Eddie18 (Original post)
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Response to Eddie18 (Original post)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 04:12 PM
Hekate (86,381 posts)
45. Making friends, are we? Let us know when you find the perfect country, & write when you find work.
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Response to Hekate (Reply #45)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 05:19 PM
Tommy Carcetti (42,681 posts)
56. I heard the State of Denial is lovely.
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Response to Tommy Carcetti (Reply #56)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 05:52 PM
Hekate (86,381 posts)
58. One way or another -- I think Denial River runs thru all those states he doesn't like, eh?
Response to Hekate (Reply #45)
Wed Feb 8, 2023, 06:48 AM
Violet_Crumble (35,898 posts)
68. Why does it have to be a perfect country? No country is perfect...
There's so many countries that to me would be preferable to living anywhere in the US. Apart from Hawaii, of course....
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Response to Eddie18 (Original post)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 05:38 PM
jmowreader (49,884 posts)
57. No, no...
Idaho: has effectively turned both of North Idaho's large lakes into private entities by selling off as much of the shoreline as they could to private investors. Just elected a guy who campaigned on wanting to sell off all of Idaho's public land to private entities. (For those keeping score, this is Scott Herndon...and Herndon was nearly defeated in November by a write-in candidate who'd campaigned for a month.) More gun stores than grocery stores. First three feet of soil in the Coeur d'Alene River Watershed is contaminated by lead thanks to a century of smelting it in Kellogg. Religious extremism. State Republican Party currently crafting alliance with the John Birch Society. No legal weed, but five of the seven jurisdictions bordering the state have recreational weed and Utah has medical marijuana. Too much meth. 75 percent of the churches are extremist. Trying to become a liberal-free California - they love the overcrowding, reliance on retail for the state's sole source of income and weird restaurants, but not the environmental or gun laws.
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Response to Eddie18 (Original post)
Tue Feb 7, 2023, 09:46 PM
sakabatou (41,131 posts)
62. Yeah, our water situation sucks
Which is why my family decided to kill our lawn. We're thinking of replacing it with river rocks.
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Response to Eddie18 (Original post)
Wed Feb 8, 2023, 06:08 AM
xmas74 (29,319 posts)
66. It only took a little over 20 posts to insult a large group
of posters here on DU. Some have posted for over 2 decades now.
As someone who lives in Missouri I'm fine with you not clogging up our wonderful state parks, eating too many toasted ravioli and too much butter cake. I'm glad there's one less person taking up room in a line waiting for damn good bbq and one less person in our wonderful museums. And one less person to admire so many big, well known people over the nearly two centuries that we've been a state. That's OK. We don't need people here who enjoy bashing us. |
Response to Eddie18 (Original post)
Wed Feb 8, 2023, 08:04 AM
Buckeyeblue (5,381 posts)
69. I agreed with much that you wrote
I would like to see your top 10 states with similar comments.
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