Stage 1: War on Christmas is about to commence

[Horse with no Name]

I propose that we outlaw Baby Jesus in Nativities.

When you see them displayed in stores, immediately confiscate them.
If you are arrested, immediate contact the ACLU.


We.must.not.fail


The War on Christmas depends on you!

[sibelian]

1. All tinsel must be BURNED.

Only Government issue Christmas cards to be issued. Salutations inside must conform to Marxist principles!

[barnabas63]

2. right on!

[Squinch]

3. The Christ is not being kept in Christmas. A muppet has been put in his place. Or a South Park kid.

[democrat_patriot]

4. I thought it started next week. Wait - when's the Marxist Re-education start?

So much to destroy, so little time.

[Horse with no Name]

5. We want to steal Baby Jesus before we send them to the reeducation camps

Shock and awe.

[democrat_patriot]

8. There is probably some freeper reading this and freaking out.

Scary.

[hifiguy]

6. Baby Jebus should be replaced by a baby

dinosaur. Just on general principles.

And an all time classic from right here on DU:

If you're destroying Christmas, here's your yard decoration: My store has acrylic polar bears and various kinds of reindeer for outdoor display. Get one reindeer and about six polar bears. Lay the reindeer on its side. Then put the polar bears in a ring around the reindeer.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4194452&mesg_id=4194452

First time I read that I laughed so hard I almost threw up.

[FSogol]

9. Baby Jesus will be replaced with an energy saving light bulb.

[oswaldactedalone]

7. Another soldier reporting for duty!

Stamping out Christmas once and for all. Exciting!

[Fire Walk With Me]

10. This is all part of "taking away their religious freedoms", right? Count me in!

Mitt Romney was right! Muahahahahaha!

[Arugula Latte]

11. "Don we now our gay apparel" means GAY apparel now, folks.

None of this crappy hetero fashion allowed anymore. You must be FABULOUS at all times.

[spinbaby]

17. Oh, Christmas is very gay

What with all that tinsel and decorating and those three guys going to a baby shower for the surrogate baby.

[liberal_at_heart]

12. If they can say Fall Festival instead of Halloween

then I can say Happy Holidays.

[LiberalEsto]

13. I suggest we put little burkas

on all the Virgin Marys.

[Horse with no Name]

14. And make sure we schedule every woman for her annual abortion

We need to make this a little more efficient.

[bongbong]

25. Annual?

You didn't get the new directive. Since last night, the Marxist High Command has issued new orders: Monthly abortions.

[Archae]

15. Replace all Christmas trees!

With these!

[Scuba]

18. Sweet. Very festive.

[LiberalEsto]

19. Psst. Don't let anyone know

that those so-called aluminum trees are really
gateways to the ChristmasFree Dimension.

[Archae]

24. We had one of those in my family. For exactly *ONE* Christmas.

Even decades later, if you want to get a smile from anyone in my family, just say, "aluminum Christmas tree."

[hifiguy]

22. A proper Festivus pole does not need to be

that showy and tacky.

[Scuba]

16. SSGT Scuba reporting as ordered, SIR!

[Iris]

20. Who will arrest us? The UN troops will be in full force by Black Friday!

[Ken Burch]

21. We'll appoint Alan "Sheriff of Nottingham" Rickman as Anti-Christmas Czar.

n/t.

[LiberalElite]

23. Sir! Yes Sir!