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Scuba

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Sat Nov 3, 2012, 07:19 AM Nov 2012

Ode of the Teavangelical

Ode of the Teavangelical


I am a birther, a bircher,
A modern flat-earther.
I revile the Kenyan Obama
And his Kansas-born mama.

He produced a certificate finally,
But never will he be American like me!
Since I bleed Tea,
I reject any whose face, place, or prayer
Is foreign to me.

Truth, logic, & science
Are an unholy progressive alliance.
Justice, fairness, & reason
Are liberal acts of treason.

I'd rather claw out my eyes than compromise.

I despise unions with Koch brothers passion.
Low paid cops, teachers, & firefighters must be the fashion.
My Rove-backed rage
Will soon end the minimum wage!


The entire poem can be found at Cognitive Dissidence: http://cognidissidence.blogspot.com/2012/11/ode-of-teavangelist.html
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