Sun Jul 31, 2022, 11:11 PM
Fact check: Scientists at CERN are not opening a 'portal to hell'
The claim: Scientists at CERN are communicating with demonic entities and opening a portal to hell
In April, scientists at the European Organization for Nuclear Research, or CERN, restarted their particle accelerator – the world's largest and most powerful accelerator – after a three-year hiatus. The accelerator, the Large Hadron Collider, had undergone repairs and upgrades, and scientists plan to use it to crash protons together and learn more about the origins of the universe. Nevertheless, social media users are suggesting that the machine has a different purpose. A Facebook post shared July 5 shows a TikTok video of a woman who claims that CERN scientists are using the machine to open a doorway for demons. "If y’all don’t know about cern it’s a demonic/Evil machine that opens up portals to other dimensions/Hell/other spiritual worlds(not Heaven/or bosom of Abraham)and it brings in demons wicked spirits/High Evil Principalities," reads the caption of the post. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2022/07/26/fact-check-scientists-cern-not-opening-portal-hell/10094679002/ Gah... This is my fault. I told some magats the plot to DOOM and well... They ran with it 
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Author | Time | Post |
 Fact check: Scientists at CERN are not opening a 'portal to hell' (Original post) |
Ohio Joe | Jul 31 | OP |
| Ocelot II | Jul 31 | #1 | |
| Celerity | Aug 1 | #7 | |
| KY_EnviroGuy | Aug 1 | #11 | |
| Celerity | Aug 1 | #17 | |
| Takket | Jul 31 | #2 | |
| WheelWalker | Jul 31 | #3 | |
| KY_EnviroGuy | Aug 1 | #14 | |
| fantase56 | Aug 1 | #4 | |
| Sympthsical | Aug 1 | #5 | |
| roamer65 | Aug 1 | #6 | |
| Jeebo | Aug 1 | #8 | |
| Jeebo | Aug 1 | #10 | |
| Bayard | Aug 1 | #9 | |
| vercetti2021 | Aug 1 | #12 | |
| OAITW r.2.0 | Aug 1 | #13 | |
| The Revolution | Aug 1 | #15 | |
| TheBeam19 | Aug 1 | #16 | |
| pressbox69 | Aug 1 | #19 | |
| TheBeam19 | Aug 1 | #24 | |
| RAB910 | Aug 1 | #18 | |
| Deep State Witch | Aug 1 | #20 | |
| Chainfire | Aug 1 | #21 | |
| JI7 | Aug 1 | #22 | |
| Hermit-The-Prog | Aug 1 | #23 | |
| Elessar Zappa | Aug 1 | #25 | |
| Carlitos Brigante | Aug 1 | #26 | |
| 48656c6c6f20 | Aug 1 | #27 |
Response to Ohio Joe (Original post)
Sun Jul 31, 2022, 11:15 PM
Ocelot II (101,779 posts)
1. That's the front door of Mierda-Loco, not CERN.
Response to Ocelot II (Reply #1)
Mon Aug 1, 2022, 12:26 AM
Celerity (30,994 posts)
7. Canto III, vv. 1-9
Per me si va ne la città dolente, per me si va ne l'etterno dolore, per me si va tra la perduta gente. Giustizia mosse il mio alto fattore; fecemi la divina podestate, la somma sapienza e 'l primo amore. Dinanzi a me non fuor cose create se non etterne, e io etterno duro. Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate. |
Response to Celerity (Reply #7)
Mon Aug 1, 2022, 01:14 AM
KY_EnviroGuy (13,897 posts)
11. An appropriate entrance to TFG's presidential library or.....
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his eventual mausoleum........
It also looks like results of an artist making a bust of TFG modeled from his face at a typical MAGAt rally. |
Response to Ohio Joe (Original post)
Sun Jul 31, 2022, 11:20 PM
Takket (17,102 posts)
2. With all due respect to USA today
Response to Takket (Reply #2)
Sun Jul 31, 2022, 11:54 PM
WheelWalker (8,282 posts)
3. I couldn't agree with you more, comrade.
Response to Takket (Reply #2)
Mon Aug 1, 2022, 01:25 AM
KY_EnviroGuy (13,897 posts)
14. I lost all interest after "social media users are suggesting..." in the article.
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IMHO, "social media user suggestions" are a large part of that which troubles our nation today......
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Response to Ohio Joe (Original post)
Mon Aug 1, 2022, 12:03 AM
fantase56 (378 posts)
4. Watching too much Stranger Things ?
Response to Ohio Joe (Original post)
Mon Aug 1, 2022, 12:14 AM
roamer65 (32,427 posts)
6. I was hoping for a Highway to Hell.
Response to Ohio Joe (Original post)
Mon Aug 1, 2022, 12:37 AM
8. That brings to mind a stand-up comedy routine I saw ...
Response to Ohio Joe (Original post)
Mon Aug 1, 2022, 12:50 AM
Bayard (15,691 posts)
9. What the hell are High Evil Principalities?
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Wasn't this the plot for the movie, "Stargate?"
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Response to Ohio Joe (Original post)
Mon Aug 1, 2022, 01:15 AM
vercetti2021 (7,919 posts)
12. I love DOOM
Response to Ohio Joe (Original post)
Mon Aug 1, 2022, 01:16 AM
OAITW r.2.0 (15,366 posts)
13. Stupid people will kill us all. nt
Response to Ohio Joe (Original post)
Mon Aug 1, 2022, 01:33 AM
15. Phhht...like the LHC could do that
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Now the SSC, that could have opened a portal to hell. If only we had finished it
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Response to Ohio Joe (Original post)
Mon Aug 1, 2022, 01:36 AM
TheBeam19 (159 posts)
16. There is a portal to hell.
Response to pressbox69 (Reply #19)
Mon Aug 1, 2022, 12:41 PM
TheBeam19 (159 posts)
24. Unfortunately true.
Response to Ohio Joe (Original post)
Mon Aug 1, 2022, 06:29 AM
18. Life hack- anyone using "y'all" in a sentence about science or medicine should be ignored
Response to Ohio Joe (Original post)
Mon Aug 1, 2022, 09:09 AM
Deep State Witch (8,569 posts)
20. Opening a Portal to Mar-A-Lardo?
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Or Bedminster, NJ?
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Response to Ohio Joe (Original post)
Mon Aug 1, 2022, 09:54 AM
Chainfire (10,120 posts)
21. Well, that certainly makes sense...
Response to Ohio Joe (Original post)
Mon Aug 1, 2022, 09:57 AM
JI7 (86,949 posts)
22. I bet these same people dismiss Climate Change and the problem it is causing
Response to Ohio Joe (Original post)
Mon Aug 1, 2022, 12:23 PM
Hermit-The-Prog (21,684 posts)
23. We have video evidence of the ongoing battle ...
Response to Ohio Joe (Original post)
Mon Aug 1, 2022, 12:44 PM
Elessar Zappa (8,810 posts)
25. I wish the media wouldn't give these idiots attention.
Response to Ohio Joe (Original post)
Mon Aug 1, 2022, 12:46 PM
Carlitos Brigante (25,248 posts)
26. Sounds exactly like what a scientist who's opening a portal to hell would say...... Hail Satan BTW!!
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Response to Ohio Joe (Original post)
Mon Aug 1, 2022, 12:52 PM
48656c6c6f20 (7,214 posts)
27. Why the hell not? It would balance out the Jeebus idiots.
