Praying for all the Conservative Christians, their leaders and allies to Bodily Ascend

Imagine having to spend an eternity with them.

I mean, if i were to pronounce your name with ten extra syllables, would you answer?

The sooner, the better.

event comes their way, they say thanks for being spared. I don’t get it.

Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to Heaven?" The man said, "I do Father." The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall." Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to got to Heaven?" "Certainly, Father," was the man's reply. "Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest. Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to Heaven?" O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father." The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to Heaven?" O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now.

because I highly doubt they'll become lighter than air with all the shit they've been spewing

I assume you are only speaking for yourself, yes?

when the Rapture comes!

I grew up hearing that once in awhile and we all laughed. I'm not laughing at them anymore. Their brand of kookiness has infected the US in almost all aspects from federal to local government, mass media, neighborhoods, schools, etc. and they're still looking to get into everyone else's private spheres from what we read to who we love to autonomy over our physical bodies.

How much more can this country take?