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Sun Jun 19, 2022, 11:06 PM

Praying for all the Conservative Christians, their leaders and allies to Bodily Ascend

Yes I am totally ready for all the Conservative Christians, their leaders and allies to bodily ascend to their eternal home. When I say ascend, I mean of course, leave this planet at once, miraculously and without leaving dead bodies. I don't want them dead, just gone and gone for good.

Who else is looking forward to celebrating the end times and raising a beer to them since there won't be any beer were they are going?

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Reply Praying for all the Conservative Christians, their leaders and allies to Bodily Ascend (Original post)
PurgedVoter Jun 19 OP
niyad Jun 19 #1
Blue Owl Jun 19 #2
mobeau69 Jun 19 #7
roamer65 Jun 19 #3
PurgedVoter Jun 19 #4
onecaliberal Jun 19 #5
yardwork Jun 20 #17
FoxNewsSucks Jun 19 #6
Deuxcents Jun 19 #8
keithbvadu2 Jun 20 #12
MLAA Jun 20 #21
walkingman Jun 19 #9
sop Jun 19 #10
purr-rat beauty Jun 19 #11
keithbvadu2 Jun 20 #13
NCLefty Jun 20 #14
Seeking Serenity Jun 20 #15
yardwork Jun 20 #16
OneGrassRoot Jun 20 #19
yardwork Jun 20 #20
OneGrassRoot Jun 20 #22
Brenda Jun 20 #18

Response to PurgedVoter (Original post)

Sun Jun 19, 2022, 11:08 PM

1. Sparkling wine for me!

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Response to PurgedVoter (Original post)

Sun Jun 19, 2022, 11:15 PM

2. May the Rupture whisk them away swiftly

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Response to Blue Owl (Reply #2)

Sun Jun 19, 2022, 11:34 PM

7. Rupture, LOL!

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Response to PurgedVoter (Original post)

Sun Jun 19, 2022, 11:17 PM

3. Jesus doesn't want these cultist freaks.

Imagine having to spend an eternity with them.

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Response to roamer65 (Reply #3)

Sun Jun 19, 2022, 11:22 PM

4. Don't worry, they haven't been following Jesus

I mean, if i were to pronounce your name with ten extra syllables, would you answer?

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Response to roamer65 (Reply #3)

Sun Jun 19, 2022, 11:24 PM

5. They're the same kind of people who killed him.

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Response to onecaliberal (Reply #5)

Mon Jun 20, 2022, 06:14 AM

17. Exactly. They're playing the wrong roles.

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Response to PurgedVoter (Original post)

Sun Jun 19, 2022, 11:27 PM

6. Good riddance.

The sooner, the better.

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Response to PurgedVoter (Original post)

Sun Jun 19, 2022, 11:34 PM

8. They talk about "that glorious day" but when a life threatening

event comes their way, they say thanks for being spared. I donít get it.

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Response to Deuxcents (Reply #8)

Mon Jun 20, 2022, 01:19 AM

12. Do you want to go to Heaven?

Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to Heaven?" The man said, "I do Father." The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall." Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to got to Heaven?" "Certainly, Father," was the man's reply. "Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest. Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to Heaven?" O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father." The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to Heaven?" O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now.

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Response to keithbvadu2 (Reply #12)

Mon Jun 20, 2022, 09:22 AM

21. Good one 🙂

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Response to PurgedVoter (Original post)

Sun Jun 19, 2022, 11:38 PM

9. I'll be glad when they stop believing that ridiculous BS. This is the 21st Century.

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Response to PurgedVoter (Original post)

Sun Jun 19, 2022, 11:42 PM

10. "Do you have any proof that you are not already in heaven and making a mess of it?" - Sadhguru

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Response to PurgedVoter (Original post)

Sun Jun 19, 2022, 11:49 PM

11. I hope it sounds like a much needed toilet flushing

because I highly doubt they'll become lighter than air with all the shit they've been spewing

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Response to PurgedVoter (Original post)

Mon Jun 20, 2022, 01:22 AM

13. Be prepared

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Response to PurgedVoter (Original post)

Mon Jun 20, 2022, 01:57 AM

14. The only good Rapture:

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Response to PurgedVoter (Original post)

Mon Jun 20, 2022, 06:10 AM

15. "I don't want them dead, just gone and gone for good"

I assume you are only speaking for yourself, yes?

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Response to PurgedVoter (Original post)

Mon Jun 20, 2022, 06:11 AM

16. I'll help them pack. /nt

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Response to yardwork (Reply #16)

Mon Jun 20, 2022, 08:13 AM

19. And I'll help unburden them of their worldly belongings. n/t

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Response to OneGrassRoot (Reply #19)

Mon Jun 20, 2022, 08:20 AM

20. They're used to being conned and grifted, so that should be easy!

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Response to yardwork (Reply #20)

Mon Jun 20, 2022, 09:35 AM

22. Ha - truth! lol n/t

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Response to PurgedVoter (Original post)

Mon Jun 20, 2022, 07:12 AM

18. Don't be grounded...

when the Rapture comes!

I grew up hearing that once in awhile and we all laughed. I'm not laughing at them anymore. Their brand of kookiness has infected the US in almost all aspects from federal to local government, mass media, neighborhoods, schools, etc. and they're still looking to get into everyone else's private spheres from what we read to who we love to autonomy over our physical bodies.

How much more can this country take?



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