Wed Oct 31, 2012, 06:37 PM

pstokely (10,393 posts)

Ever been to a fundie haunted house?

Like a "Judgment House"

http://www.judgementhouse.org/

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Ever been to a fundie haunted house? (Original post)	pstokely	Oct 2012	OP
No, and I absolutely will never set foot in one. Ever. Just hurtful, hurtful places.	GreenPartyVoter	Oct 2012	#1
Yeah I've been to church	Blue Owl	Oct 2012	#2
Love the website	lolly	Oct 2012	#3
Yeah.	Manifestor_of_Light	Oct 2012	#4
You have to be careful not to trip over the science books such as Origin of the Species and	2on2u	Oct 2012	#5
Campus Crusade for Christ used to have THE BEST haunted houses here in San Diego	slackmaster	Oct 2012	#6
I can't even imagine what life must be like in the bible belt...	BlueMan Votes	Oct 2012	#7
It's pretty damn bad.	easttexaslefty	Oct 2012	#8
got that right	bobbyblack	Oct 2012	#13
Fundies dont wanna love people into heaven, they literally	rateyes	Oct 2012	#9
I attended one at a church ten years ago. Afterward, there was evangelical arm-twisting.	John1956PA	Oct 2012	#10
so, the preachers were a bunch of car salesmen?	pstokely	Nov 2012	#17
Fundie haunted house? That's easy!	LTR	Oct 2012	#11
visit a southern baptist church almost any sunday. same views nt	msongs	Oct 2012	#12
Scrolled through a few... Everybody dies.	Whovian	Oct 2012	#14
Sounds like a live action version of those old Chick Tracts	Tyrs WolfDaemon	Oct 2012	#15
That gives me an idea.	LuvNewcastle	Oct 2012	#16
no, but I mistakenly rented "Hell House" once.	Spirochete	Nov 2012	#18
The religious right	Separation	Nov 2012	#19

Response to pstokely (Original post)

Wed Oct 31, 2012, 06:39 PM

GreenPartyVoter (71,885 posts)

1. No, and I absolutely will never set foot in one. Ever. Just hurtful, hurtful places.

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Wed Oct 31, 2012, 06:45 PM

Blue Owl (45,196 posts)

2. Yeah I've been to church

n/t

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Wed Oct 31, 2012, 06:48 PM

lolly (3,248 posts)

3. Love the website

"Judgement House provides a variety of scripts to help your church communicate the Good News of Jesus Christ"

The Good News of Jesus Christ is available in a judgement house horror show?

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Wed Oct 31, 2012, 06:51 PM

Manifestor_of_Light (21,046 posts)

4. Yeah.

God loves you, but if you don't love him back, then you go to Hell. See???

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Wed Oct 31, 2012, 06:52 PM

2on2u (1,843 posts)

5. You have to be careful not to trip over the science books such as Origin of the Species and

dinosaur books complete with pictures doncha know.

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Wed Oct 31, 2012, 06:52 PM

slackmaster (60,567 posts)

6. Campus Crusade for Christ used to have THE BEST haunted houses here in San Diego

They really do understand how to appeal to the deepest, darkest demons in our minds.

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Wed Oct 31, 2012, 06:55 PM

BlueMan Votes (903 posts)

7. I can't even imagine what life must be like in the bible belt...

it gives me the willies just thinking about it.

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Wed Oct 31, 2012, 06:57 PM

easttexaslefty (1,553 posts)

8. It's pretty damn bad.

and kinda lonely.

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Response to easttexaslefty (Reply #8)

Wed Oct 31, 2012, 07:46 PM

bobbyblack (15 posts)

13. got that right

I live in NW La. I hate the holidays...windbaugh always ratchets his spew up so family gatherings are sad affairs.

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Wed Oct 31, 2012, 06:58 PM

rateyes (17,431 posts)

9. Fundies dont wanna love people into heaven, they literally

want to scare the "hell" out of you.

Sick folk, these fundies.

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Wed Oct 31, 2012, 07:09 PM

John1956PA (2,066 posts)

10. I attended one at a church ten years ago. Afterward, there was evangelical arm-twisting.

At the conclusion of the theatrics (which were fairly impressive, I must admit) the attendees were ushered to a meeting room where the pastor applied his hard-sell in the hope of snagging a few converts. My advice: stay away.

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Fri Nov 2, 2012, 01:27 AM

pstokely (10,393 posts)

17. so, the preachers were a bunch of car salesmen?

the haunted house was the test drive?

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Wed Oct 31, 2012, 07:09 PM

LTR (13,227 posts)

11. Fundie haunted house? That's easy!

Make it look like a gay bar! That'll scare them!

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Wed Oct 31, 2012, 07:30 PM

msongs (65,571 posts)

12. visit a southern baptist church almost any sunday. same views nt

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Wed Oct 31, 2012, 07:51 PM

Whovian (2,866 posts)

14. Scrolled through a few... Everybody dies.

And goes to hell. What an uplifting message.

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Wed Oct 31, 2012, 08:27 PM

Tyrs WolfDaemon (2,289 posts)

15. Sounds like a live action version of those old Chick Tracts

Bad luck - Go to hell
Help wrong person - Go to hell
Lie about the cookie jar - eternity in hell, no more cookies
Go to school and believe the science teacher - Burn in hell with the dinosaurs
Care for the environment - Burn in hell with hippies
Breathe air without praising god with said breath - burn in hell as Jesus and Jack Chick laugh at you

Yep, sounds like tons of fun

Freya, save me from Jesus' followers, they know not what they do (and who they may be pissing off)

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Wed Oct 31, 2012, 08:48 PM

LuvNewcastle (16,451 posts)

16. That gives me an idea.

Someone should build a haunted house where scenes from the Bible are acted out. It could be called "Yahweh's House of Hate." There could be actor's portraying the slaughter of heathen villages in the name of Yahweh. Sacrifice a bunch of animals and burn them in a big bonfire. Push Jezebel out of a window and let the dogs eat her body. The Bible is scarier than anything in haunted houses.

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Fri Nov 2, 2012, 01:31 AM

Spirochete (5,264 posts)

18. no, but I mistakenly rented "Hell House" once.

It was seriously lame. What a waste of a fun holiday!

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Response to pstokely (Original post)

Fri Nov 2, 2012, 01:41 AM

Separation (1,975 posts)

19. The religious right

are probably the most dangerous of the right. Some of the stuff that comes out of their mouths scares the shit outta me.

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