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Fri Jun 3, 2022, 05:30 PM

Florida man Oral sex sends Florida man crashing into FedEx truck

It was a head-on collision — literally.

A distracted Florida man receiving oral sex smashed directly into a FedEx truck in Ft. Lauderdale Thursday night, injuring his groin, local police said.


[link:https://nypost.com/2022/06/03/oral-sex-sends-florida-man-crashing-into-fedex-truck/|]

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Reply Florida man Oral sex sends Florida man crashing into FedEx truck (Original post)
Historic NY Jun 3 OP
Hugh_Lebowski Jun 3 #1
FalloutShelter Jun 3 #3
Initech Jun 3 #11
MustLoveBeagles Jun 5 #28
Hugh_Lebowski Jun 5 #29
Historic NY Jun 3 #2
Lochloosa Jun 3 #10
11 Bravo Jun 3 #4
MyOwnPeace Jun 5 #24
TreasonousBastard Jun 3 #5
texasfiddler Jun 3 #17
TreasonousBastard Jun 3 #22
lpbk2713 Jun 3 #6
fightforfreedom Jun 3 #7
rurallib Jun 3 #8
Initech Jun 3 #9
Throck Jun 3 #12
Itchinjim Jun 3 #13
Roland99 Jun 3 #18
bahboo Jun 3 #14
SYFROYH Jun 3 #15
Zeitghost Jun 3 #16
Higherarky Jun 5 #30
dalton99a Jun 3 #19
getagrip_already Jun 3 #20
Kaleva Jun 3 #21
Midnight Writer Jun 3 #23
3catwoman3 Jun 5 #25
Historic NY Jun 5 #26
LiberatedUSA Jun 5 #27
Higherarky Jun 5 #31
Higherarky Jun 5 #32

Response to Historic NY (Original post)

Fri Jun 3, 2022, 05:31 PM

1. Huh ... was his name 'Garp' by any chance? nt

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Response to Hugh_Lebowski (Reply #1)

Fri Jun 3, 2022, 05:33 PM

3. Haha.

I’d forgotten that. Read that book so long ago.

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Response to Hugh_Lebowski (Reply #1)

Fri Jun 3, 2022, 06:19 PM

11. This happened on an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm too!

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Response to Hugh_Lebowski (Reply #1)

Sun Jun 5, 2022, 07:27 PM

28. Parenthood (8/12) Movie CLIP - Something to Help You Relax

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Response to MustLoveBeagles (Reply #28)

Sun Jun 5, 2022, 07:51 PM

29. One of my all-time fave movies (nt)

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Response to Historic NY (Original post)

Fri Jun 3, 2022, 05:31 PM

2. Worse case of distracted driving

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Response to Historic NY (Reply #2)

Fri Jun 3, 2022, 06:16 PM

10. Or best.

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Response to Historic NY (Original post)

Fri Jun 3, 2022, 05:39 PM

4. There but for the grace of God ...

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Response to 11 Bravo (Reply #4)

Sun Jun 5, 2022, 03:54 PM

24. If THAT is true....

then 'BRAVO' is indeed a most appropriate name for you!!!!

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Response to Historic NY (Original post)

Fri Jun 3, 2022, 05:44 PM

5. Years ago one of the local barflies was reputed to have...

wrecked her car giving a guy a bj while she was driving.

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Response to TreasonousBastard (Reply #5)

Fri Jun 3, 2022, 07:04 PM

17. That sounds very difficult. LOL! NA

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Response to texasfiddler (Reply #17)

Fri Jun 3, 2022, 08:29 PM

22. We did spend a lot of bartime trying to figure out how she did it.


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Response to Historic NY (Original post)

Fri Jun 3, 2022, 05:54 PM

6. Was he driving a Hummer?





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Response to lpbk2713 (Reply #6)

Fri Jun 3, 2022, 05:58 PM

7. Good one.

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Response to Historic NY (Original post)

Fri Jun 3, 2022, 06:06 PM

8. "injuring his groin"

did the injury involve teeth marks, by chance?

Owwwwwwwwwwwww

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Response to Historic NY (Original post)

Fri Jun 3, 2022, 06:16 PM

9. Florida Man strikes again!

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Response to Historic NY (Original post)

Fri Jun 3, 2022, 06:19 PM

12. Did they get a ticket for not wearing seat belts?

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Response to Historic NY (Original post)

Fri Jun 3, 2022, 06:37 PM

13. The World According to Garp...

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Response to Itchinjim (Reply #13)

Fri Jun 3, 2022, 07:17 PM

18. +1

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Response to Historic NY (Original post)

Fri Jun 3, 2022, 06:55 PM

14. an unhappy ending, to be sure...

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Response to Historic NY (Original post)

Fri Jun 3, 2022, 06:57 PM

15. Boy, that sucks.

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Response to Historic NY (Original post)

Fri Jun 3, 2022, 07:01 PM

16. I clicked for the lols

And DU came through!

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Response to Zeitghost (Reply #16)

Sun Jun 5, 2022, 09:30 PM

30. +11

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Response to Historic NY (Original post)

Fri Jun 3, 2022, 07:19 PM

19. Kick


Officers tend to a victim with their pants around their ankles.

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Response to Historic NY (Original post)

Fri Jun 3, 2022, 07:25 PM

20. Meooowwwch!!!!

According to the article......

Rescue officials said the driver sustained an unspecified injury to his groin due to the circumstances of the crash. However, the SUV driver’s penis was “nearly bitten off,” according to the Daily Mail — presumably because the impact caused his companion to bite down.


Let's hope he was some bigwig qop'r........

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Response to Historic NY (Original post)

Fri Jun 3, 2022, 07:26 PM

21. I figured out on my own that it's best to take the foot off the gas when nearing climax

While getting my cock bite off because I punched the gas when cumming and got into an accident would make a for a great story to tell, I'd rather keep my appendage.

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Response to Historic NY (Original post)

Fri Jun 3, 2022, 08:30 PM

23. There is an urban legend about this.

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Response to Historic NY (Original post)

Sun Jun 5, 2022, 04:28 PM

25. I would die of terminal embarrassment.

No way, no way, no way.

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Response to 3catwoman3 (Reply #25)

Sun Jun 5, 2022, 06:48 PM

26. Gulp

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Response to Historic NY (Original post)

Sun Jun 5, 2022, 07:12 PM

27. Now there is a tough lesson to learn. N/t

 

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Response to Historic NY (Original post)

Sun Jun 5, 2022, 09:34 PM

31. Detachable penis ...

[link:https://music.&feature=share|

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Response to Higherarky (Reply #31)

Sun Jun 5, 2022, 09:39 PM

32. I hope

that wasn't too "mature" for this thread ...

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