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Sat Mar 19, 2022, 09:30 PM

Anti-Tank Guided Cat (ATGC) #Ukraine








Great for a laugh.

But honestly, I've never met a cat who wasn't both smarter AND much more human (and humane) than Putin.

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Reply Anti-Tank Guided Cat (ATGC) #Ukraine (Original post)
highplainsdem Mar 2022 OP
Jerry2144 Mar 2022 #1
I_UndergroundPanther Mar 2022 #5
Jerry2144 Mar 2022 #8
I_UndergroundPanther Mar 2022 #6
Igel Mar 2022 #2
gratuitous Mar 2022 #3
I_UndergroundPanther Mar 2022 #7
I_UndergroundPanther Mar 2022 #4
jrandom421 Mar 2022 #9

Response to highplainsdem (Original post)

Sat Mar 19, 2022, 09:50 PM

1. I have to love the Ukrainian Spirit

despite the unspeakable horrors Poo Tin and his war criminals are throwing at Ukraine, they can still find their inner humor and humanity. And here in US we have a bunch of shit-waffles who claim wearing a little piece of cloth over their mouthes and getting a simple shot is end-of-the-world tyrrany.

Can we trade the tea baggers, MAGAts, and Trumpanzees for some Ukrainian or Yemani or African war refugees?

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Response to Jerry2144 (Reply #1)

Sat Mar 19, 2022, 10:25 PM

5. Shit waffles

 

😹 never heard that one before.

All I can think of is Teen Titans waffle song.

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Response to I_UndergroundPanther (Reply #5)

Sat Mar 19, 2022, 10:49 PM

8. They are simple to make

1. Don a pair of waffle-soled hiking boots
2. Find the nearest dog kennel, cow pasture, or horse stable
3. Trek around for about an hour
4. Leave the boots in the sun for a few hours until dry
5. Use your sibling's toothbrush and dislodge the contents of the soles of your boots.


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Response to highplainsdem (Original post)

Sat Mar 19, 2022, 10:14 PM

2. Okay, obvious fake. "Guided cat." n/t

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Response to highplainsdem (Original post)

Sat Mar 19, 2022, 10:17 PM

3. Good choice using an orange cat

They're far ornerier than your regular cat. Time to sue for terms, Vlad.

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Response to gratuitous (Reply #3)

Sat Mar 19, 2022, 10:27 PM

7. Woe to the enemy

 

Should the Ukranians pull out the torties...

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Response to highplainsdem (Original post)

Sat Mar 19, 2022, 10:19 PM

4. Shoot a few pissed off wet

 

Cats into a tank hole,bet all the russian assholes will jump out and run covered in bites and scratches..

A 5 pound cat can give a 200 pound human a run for its money,try oh say,6


An example ,just try to give a unwilling cat a bath or a pill.

Than call back the cats and give them a treat ,tuck them into your coat to warm them until thier next mission...

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Response to highplainsdem (Original post)

Sun Mar 20, 2022, 12:25 AM

9. Does it expand

into a GMC (Giant Military Cat) when you fire one? if so, any Torties must be labled GP, because they'll destroy anything!

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