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grumpyduck

(6,222 posts) Thu Feb 10, 2022, 12:53 PM Feb 2022

And then there's the Guacamole Police,

which Eric referred to as the Wack-a-margie Police.

[drum roll and rim shot]

But the Gazpacho Police did execute a no-search warrant. Turns out the guy was eating guacamole instead. So he invited them to have some, and they said, "No, thanks, we're vegan."

[boos and hisses]

Thant's it. No more. I promise.