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Wed Oct 24, 2012, 01:22 PM

Trump Announces He's A Very Sad Man (The Onion)

NEW YORK—In a blockbuster announcement today, Donald Trump announced that he is a very sad man who has nothing to live for other than drawing attention to himself. "I'm a sad, pathetic human being and a complete waste of life," said Trump, adding that he lives an empty existence, and that he is nothing more than a corporate shill, as well as a failed husband, father, and human being. "I am the piece of shit you stepped in on your way to work. I am the vomit that hurls out of your mouth when you are sick. I want to kill myself very badly. Thank you." Trump then slit his throat from ear to ear.


Oh, snap!!!!!

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rablrouzer Oct 2012 #1

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Wed Oct 24, 2012, 01:36 PM

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My friend Gary says Trump's "offer" shows what comes from our tax code -- letting the rich have so much money they can try to buy elections.

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