Hopefully you haven't already heard this.

Of course you know Faux News is going on and on about their fake Christmas tree getting torched and acting like it’s terrorist activity.

I said two things about it: 1) if it’d been a cross, Faux would have called it “heritage not hate”; and 2) only a good guy with a lighter can stop a bad guy with a lighter.

But I saw some genius on Facebook call it “Pine/11.” I just about laughed myself into a nosebleed.

🌲/11