Republicans Say Omicron Variant Is Plot To Steal Election, Storm Border, Other Things Probably...

[Nevilledog]

Link to tweet

https://www.wonkette.com/gop-says-omicron-variant-is-a-plot-to-steal-election-and-storm-border-because-they-lack-calendars-or-maps


Did you know "omicron" is an anagram of "moronic"? And also "oncomir" which is an RNA molecule associated with cancer?

Obviously this means the government is either having a big laugh trying to lock us all down forever, or trying to give us cancer through the booster shots. But don't take the word of internet randos for it, you need to DO UR OWN RESEARCH.

Unless you are an IRL medical doctor who should bloody well know better, like Texas GOP Rep. Ronny Jackson. The former White House physician, whose nomination to head the Veterans Administration imploded over allegations that he's a filthy, drunken lecher, is now a proud member of the House of Representatives.

"Here comes the MEV - the Midterm Election Variant!" he tweeted this weekend. "They NEED a reason to push unsolicited nationwide mail-in ballots. Democrats will do anything to CHEAT during an election - but we're not going to let them!"

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[Shermann]

1. Storm the border on the way out maybe nt

[Deuxcents]

2. So.. what is the goal of the variant globally

If this is why it’s here?

[OriginalGeek]

3. OMICRON TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!

I got better...

[RKP5637]

4. Good GOP, don't do a damn thing. If we are lucky, much of the GOP will die off.

Frankly, I don't give a F anymore. Just go die, but don't contaminate anyone else!

[Buns_of_Fire]

5. Which border? The one between the US and Canada, the one

between the US and Mexico, or the one between the US and South Africa?

[KY_EnviroGuy]

6. All registered Rethugs should be required by law to go back through K-12, start to finish...

and banned from drinking any form of Kool-Aid for life.

KY........

[maxsolomon]

7. FFS, Mail-In Ballots work perfectly well in UTAH.

A state that's been in GQP control for approximately ever.

No state that has a mail-in system has seen election irregularities. Yet they keep getting to repeat this BS.

[grumpyduck]

8. I am more convinced than ever

that repukes really believe their followers are morons.