One day Canada will take over the world

Hi, Mme Defarge!...

Canada is fine with me.

Just wait until they deploy reps of the Politeness Corps to all corners of the globe.

I look forward to universal health care, and being able to watch Hockey Night in Canada.

My father was born in Canada and remained a citizen all his life, living in US on a green card.

That allows me and my siblings (under 2009 Canada law) right of citizenship. Must just claim the certificate.

When we applied, the stated wait time was five months. Still waiting, eleven months later. Not a word from them, but they have had our $$ all this time.]=

Come on, Canada! I don't intend to move, or even visit, but feel as if it's a layer of protection if/when things go wild here.

Canadian geese are the shock troops. Canadians put everything bad into their geese, then send them south to crap all over America.

And our beavers will cut down your trees and table legs.

We love Canada (except the gas stations that still have outhouses), and have considered moving there many times beginning with the Dubya Bush Presidency.

Where pray tell? I will admit though to seeing one or two gas station rest rooms that were as bad.

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That was easy.