BREAKING NEWS!!!!!Donald Trump big bombshell leaked

[npk]

Apparently Trump has learned that President Obama saved as much as 15% by switching his car insurance to GEICO. Trump wants to know why President Obama is not paying more of his fair share for car insurance. Stay Tuned!!!!! for more as it breaks.

[freshwest]

1. LOL!

[liberalmuse]

2. Remember Trump's big surprise at the RNC?

And how it saved the convention and bumped R**** up in the polls? Me neither.

[npk]

21. I think he got upstaged by a chair or something. n/t

[schmice]

3. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Liberal Veteran]

4. Government Employees Insurance Company?????

Does that mean Trump is a 47 percenter?

[Gidney N Cloyd]

5. I heard it was that someone changed Obama's coffee to Folgers Crystals and HE DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE!

[Arugula Latte]

6. Also breaking: The Geico gecko has made a nest in Trump's hair.

[MFM008]

7. maybe Trump is finally going to tell us

what the hell that thing on top of his head really is?

[demwing]

9. Whatever it is, living or dead

it's Obama's fault

[GoneOffShore]

11. it's Voldemort.

[Buddaman]

8. Good one!!!!

[nxylas]

10. It going to be a fake Kenyan birth certificate, isn't it?

Because nobody has ever seen one of those before. And once again, the tinfoil-hatted nutbags who slam anyone who believes that Obama's birth certificate wasn't faked as a mindless sheep will lap it up without question.

[strongermessage]

12. Trump is going to announce that he is Barack Obama's father ...

and that not only has the President been masquerading as a Black man, he was actually born in Switzerland and his real name is Bjorn.

[Myrina]

28. [phone]

[Coyotl]

13. NEW RULE

All post have to have three sentences

Seriously, DU is getting to be a real pain because of all the one sentence threads that belong in a very brief post on another thread.

I guess everyone knows no one ever reads posts in other people's threads

[Voice for Peace]

24. Some of the best threads are strictly one-liners all the way. nt

(nt = no text, which isn't true in this case)

[hrmjustin]

14. Great post!

[hue]

15. Trump is seriously mentally ill!

[nolabear]

16. Thanks for the belly laugh!

I hope Geiko is as appreciative.

[alfredo]

17. DuZy

[classykaren]

18. Isin't Donald Trump Casey Anthony's baby daddy?

[ashling]

32. I heard that he fathered the Octomom's kids

the Octotrumps

[icnorth]

19. For the life of me I couldn't understand why

Donald the Toupee would wait until Wednesday to explode his bombshell until the Guardian explained it to me...

"On Fox News's morning chat show, the golf-course-imposing conspiracy theorist promised to reveal "something very, very big concerning the president of the United States", though not until Wednesday, presumably because his team of fact-checking unicorns are still busy verifying it."
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/oct/22/donald-trump-election-bombshell-promise

[aggiesal]

20. What does GEICO mean? . . .

G - Government
E - Employee
I - Insurance
Co- Company

Ohhh, the irony.

[indivisibleman]

22. That's great.

Thanks!

[GladRagDahl]

23. Belly Laughing.....

....still laughing

[SoapBox]

25. I thought maybe he was going to.......get a freak'n HAIR CUT!

[Astazia]

33. What hair?????

[Shankapotomus]

26. Good!

That's what we want! Trump to remind everyone just how mentally unstable one of Romney's supporters is just in time to vote!

[hughee99]

27. So it IS true that Obama can't believe it's not butter.

I knew it!

[rightsideout]

29. LOL

I can picture the GEICO Gecko in there somewhere.

[George II]

30. Obviously that gecko wasn't born in America.

[chknltl]

31. Donald who? links?

Trump huh? I suppose I could Google the name....or...not.

[lame54]

34. You know that damn lizard is an Aussie...

Obama keep the jobs here

[Bernardo de La Paz]

35. Why the heck do you support big corporations that you want to push their tired advertising meme?

Please, folks, stop with the lame GEICO jokes unless you are a shareholder.

[underpants]

36. He is trying to steal air behind the sails of the Allred "October Surprise" n/t

[reusrename]

37. his own flatulence...

Accordig to MartinBashir this afternoonn

[Suji to Seoul]

38. He also stayed at Motel 6, where they keep the light on! Doesn't O'bama care about energy costs!?!

[GallopingGhost]

39. This entire thread has made me

lmfao!!