According to NewsMax, the vaccine contains "Luciferase"

[jmbar2]

a 'luminescent marker" that allows THEM to track you! Oh, the humanity...

Link to tweet

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[lagomorph777]

1. Firefly juice?

Is that why I glow in the dark now?



Interesting reference to the Revelation Of John. That's a damned cool UFO story.

[Probatim]

14. You can be your own night light!

[lagomorph777]

17. It's great when I need to find something in the back of the junk drawer.

[Probatim]

19. No more stubbing your toes navigating the living room in the dark.

I don't see a downside.

[Johonny]

2. Read! Do people that watch NewsMax read? I highly doubt it.

[milestogo]

3. 666

[FSogol]

4. LOL, the vaccine is amazing, it includes biolumonescent markers, magnets, and Bill Gates' tracking

devices.

What else? Pumpkin spice? Sudoku puzzles where all the numbers are 666?

[jmbar2]

5. How do they get all that stuff through those little tiny needles?

It would have to be lumpier than pea soup.

[krispos42]

13. The bandaid is the real delivery mechanism

The injection makes the skin's pores open up to accept the Bill Gates nanobots that are in the bandaid "pad".

[FoxNewsSucks]

6. Moron's worried about being tracked,

but posted that crap from her iPhone.

[rickyhall]

7. Makes you glow in the dark? That could be handy on especially dark nights.

Funny that, I don't glow. Maybe it wears off. Need a booster, I guess.

[GoCubsGo]

8. It's not a "marker" you dipshit.

It's an enzyme. Enzymes are needed to catalyze certain chemical reactions--like a firefly's glow. In fact, lucifrase IS the enzyme that helps make lightning bugs light up. It doesn't "mark' anything.

Emerald Robinson is the crackpot who goes to White House press conferences, and tries futilely to play "Gotcha!" with Jen Psaki. She's an imbecile.

[Sneederbunk]

9. They would rather refuse the vax, get Covid and experience their own end times.

[hunter]

10. Give me another booster, please!

Let there be light when I stand in darkness.

[jmbar2]

16. Me too!

[Haggard Celine]

11. It made my soul glow in the dark!

Now if I go out at night, they'll be able to follow me around in their black helicopters!

[hurple]

12. And the irony is..

She probably sent that from her smart phone.

[Croney]

15. The older I get, the more I WANT to be tracked.

I have Apple Tags on my keys, my wallet, and my car. Maybe all who wander are not lost, but I take no chances.

[Initech]

18. Yeah says the people who are posting this on a cell phone on Twitter.

There's already multiple layers of tracking devices on you.

[mzmolly]

20. Tracking me will be a boring endeavor.

[Dirty Socialist]

21. !NATAS !NATAS

“Satan is the source”
- Mr. Ed

[UnderThisLaw]

22. Last night in bed, my spouse

asked me to turn out the light and I said, “I can’t!”

[NQAS]

23. Hey idiots...

Wikipedia is your friend.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luciferase?wprov=sfti1

And snopes: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/covid-19-vaccine-luciferase/

[jmowreader]

24. Y'know, I was under the impression...

…the Mark of the Beast was a red baseball cap with Make America Great Again embroidered on it. If you consider all the people who think you shouldn’t be allowed to participate in society if you don’t support Trumpism, it makes perfect sense.

[spanone]

25. It must cause actual pain to be this fucking stupid

[Celerity]

28. lol

[RobinA]

26. Wouldn't Luciferase

be an enzyme that breaks down Lucifer? I mean, I'm lactose intolerant because I lack the lactase that breaks down the lactose. 7th grade Biology.

[jmbar2]

27. I believe you're referring to Luciferose?

6th grade biology.

[tblue37]

29. Maybe the vaccine contains cellphones, because those are really easy to track.

[PatSeg]

30. What the hell, is it some kind of contest

to see who can say the most ridiculous unbelievable crap? Is there some kind of prize or trophy involved?