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Wed Sep 29, 2021, 09:15 PM

Forget ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine--raw sewage is the way to go!

The really effective way to prevent against infection by COVID-19 is to siphon off some untreated effluent from your city's or town's sewer system, and use it for bathing and gargling. If you're out in the country, you can get it from your own septic tank or outhouse. This is what my cousin's friend's car mechanic said he was seeing all over his Facebook feed, and people are getting amazing results! Apparently it helps to build up their immune system naturally.

I'd have my qualms about trying something like that myself, and besides, I already got my free pfizer shot. But if it's cheaper than ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine, and easier to come by, I feel so pwned by those resourceful MAGATs!

Plus, the MAGATs say that the treatment creates an invisible aura of protection around them that keeps the pesky, holier-than-thou vaccinated folks far away, so the MAGATs don't have to put up with any of the vaccinated's "get vaxxed" crap!


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Reply Forget ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine--raw sewage is the way to go! (Original post)
royable Sep 29 OP
lame54 Sep 29 #1
Lunabell Sep 29 #2
Chin music Sep 29 #3
Girard442 Sep 29 #4
TreasonousBastard Sep 29 #5
Ocelot II Sep 29 #6
Hugh_Lebowski Sep 29 #7
Chin music Sep 29 #8
Hugh_Lebowski Sep 29 #9
royable Sep 29 #12
Deuxcents Sep 29 #10
Initech Sep 29 #11
Sogo Sep 29 #13
Blue Owl Sep 29 #14
Grokenstein Sep 29 #15
royable Sep 29 #16
keithbvadu2 Sep 29 #18
joetheman Sep 29 #17
SarcasticSatyr Sep 29 #19
Tracer Sep 30 #20
Buns_of_Fire Sep 30 #21

Response to royable (Original post)

Wed Sep 29, 2021, 09:16 PM

1. Pig urine - straight from the source

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Response to royable (Original post)

Wed Sep 29, 2021, 09:17 PM

2. Lol, if Qanon or tr*#p tells them to drink cyanide, they probably would.

And they call US sheep, lol.

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Response to royable (Original post)

Wed Sep 29, 2021, 09:19 PM

4. Back in the before time it was fun to kid about a "Don't eat yellow snow" PSA...

...featuring top Democratic luminaries.

Reality has overtaken satire.

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Response to royable (Original post)

Wed Sep 29, 2021, 09:21 PM

5. It will work, and better yet, you don't have to worry about social diseases...

since you'll never get laid again.

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Response to royable (Original post)

Wed Sep 29, 2021, 09:23 PM

6. Another positive effect is that your symptoms of cholera,

which include explosive diarrhea, ensure that people will maintain social distancing from you.

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Response to royable (Original post)

Wed Sep 29, 2021, 09:43 PM

7. I've heard you need to eat an entire llama if you want real protection

Heart, liver, brain, intestine, eyes ... talking the whole thing.

And then you need grind the hooves and teeth to a fine powder and snort them.

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Response to Chin music (Reply #8)

Wed Sep 29, 2021, 09:48 PM

9. Yup! That's what people are saying! (nt)

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Response to Hugh_Lebowski (Reply #7)

Wed Sep 29, 2021, 09:51 PM

12. Ah yes, the old llamanation technique.

Snorting of the powdered hooves coats the insides of your lung's alveoli really well so that no COVID-infected oxygen molecules can get through.
Once you're finished, the llamantation by your survivors can begin.

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Response to royable (Original post)

Wed Sep 29, 2021, 09:48 PM

10. Funny post..ty

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Wed Sep 29, 2021, 09:50 PM

11. Snort vitamin C! It helps improve your skin too!

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Wed Sep 29, 2021, 09:53 PM

13. The news tonight that Putin is furious at YouTube for announcing

it will now ban vaccine disinformation is the tell where all this sh!t (literally) comes from.

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Response to royable (Original post)

Wed Sep 29, 2021, 09:55 PM

14. Dr. Diarrhea Donny's Miracle Cure

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Response to royable (Original post)

Wed Sep 29, 2021, 09:57 PM

15. The other day I saw this...



It's possibly the dumbest crap I've ever seen, this side of a Ben Garrison cartoon. Dude, why not just eat a turd, then? That would surely super-boost your system!!

A co-worker of mine used to chew her fingernails constantly. This was especially gross as she worked at the equipment shack, handing out and receiving radios and scanners all day. She told me that gnawing on her filthy hooves kept her immune system strong.

She caught something--I never found out what--that seriously messed her up...to the point she had to quit work. She didn't last very long after that.

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Response to Grokenstein (Reply #15)

Wed Sep 29, 2021, 10:08 PM

16. seriously disturbing meme you got there. And a sad tale of the co-worker.

Obviously the muscular guy in the meme doesn't have healthy behavior, and I suppose I could do a search for answers, but are there studies about the strength of the immune systems of people who have been doing the actions listed on the right?

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Response to Grokenstein (Reply #15)

Wed Sep 29, 2021, 11:38 PM

18. The tattoo?

Cannot make it out.

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Response to royable (Original post)

Wed Sep 29, 2021, 10:22 PM

17. Three words: WINTER IS COMING. nt

 

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Wed Sep 29, 2021, 11:54 PM

19. Don't give these nuts any ideas ...

the ones they're coming up with are dumb enough ...

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Response to royable (Original post)

Thu Sep 30, 2021, 07:54 AM

20. The odd thing is that medical doctors USE THIS as a treatment!!!

Researchers have found that delivering a fecal microbiota transplant (FMT) in a pill—a poop pill, basically—is no worse than a similar procedure done with a colonoscopy. Neither option may sound particularly enticing, but FMTs are wildly effective at treating a very nasty infection called Clostridium difficile.

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So maybe the MAGATs can ask their doc for one of these pills!

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Response to Tracer (Reply #20)

Thu Sep 30, 2021, 08:11 AM

21. But for foolproof protection, it has to come from the man himself...

So try Dr. Donald's Super Duper Pooper Pills (tm)! Even more effective than kissing his Glorious Glutes!

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