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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsAlleged Capitol Rioter says his ankle monitor beeps too loudly, asks judge to remove it
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Yeah right! What could go wrong there?
bottomofthehill
(8,329 posts)Dont participate in an insurrection and you wont need an ankle monitor.
If you are willing to cut off your leg to take it off, than I will be in agreement, but you will still have to show up in court for sentencing. The way they are going, it will be a Bullshit light sentence, so if I was you, I would shut the fuck up. It will be off soon enough.
Initech
(100,067 posts)And using the "it wasn't me, it was my twin brother!!!" defense!
dalton99a
(81,461 posts)DemocraticPatriot
(4,348 posts)That's why he's in this position in the first place.
Too bad, so sad. Fucking snowflake...
Ocelot II
(115,681 posts)you weren't supposed to go?
Buckeye_Democrat
(14,853 posts)The article says that he runs a construction business, and it beeps too loudly while he's trying to woo prospective clients.
He's lucky to be THAT free, in my opinion! Good grief! He could be in a prison cell instead!
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Initech
(100,067 posts)I wouldn't rule it out considering how many people were there.
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Grokenstein
(5,722 posts)Oh, remove the monitor! Naw, GFY incelrectionist.
aeromanKC
(3,322 posts)LastLiberal in PalmSprings
(12,583 posts)That way the only sounds he'll hear are his screams every time he tries to leave his house and gets a high powered jolt of electricity to his neck.
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NCjack
(10,279 posts)the noise and gives you a feeling that you are defending yourself against the 'rona.
jmowreader
(50,557 posts)"Your Honor, my ankle bracelet beeps too loudly. I want permission to take it off."
"Okay, I'll give you a choice. You can keep the ankle bracelet and stop doing things that make it beep, or I can put you back in jail."
"But Your Honor! I'm a construction company owner. When I meet clients my ankle bracelet beeps. It's embarrassing."
"What's stopping you from meeting clients in your home?"
"Well...nothing, really."
"Okay, then there you go. Either wear it and stay out of jail, or we take it off for you and escort you to your cell."
keithbvadu2
(36,783 posts)Wrap a towel around it to muffle the sound.
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