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I love a good obituary... (Original Post) Nevilledog Sep 2021 OP
Well done! GPV Sep 2021 #1
Absolutely fabulous malaise Sep 2021 #2
I'd like to engage the author to write my obituary although David Bowie is not my brother MLAA Sep 2021 #3
Hhmmm... ChazInAz Sep 2021 #16
Close enough! MLAA Sep 2021 #18
👍 Joinfortmill Sep 2021 #4
I would bet that Beth Nolta wrote that, and that she was very cool (nt) Hugh_Lebowski Sep 2021 #5
Think the same. If I get ill, but with a little time, I might try writing something like that. Hoyt Sep 2021 #12
If I get ill and have a little time I am going to copy hers! MLAA Sep 2021 #19
Yah- This one I love - Irish funeral-keep dem laffin' packman Sep 2021 #6
What a guy! Karadeniz Sep 2021 #24
That is a very good one. TNNurse Sep 2021 #7
very sweet! markie Sep 2021 #8
My mother wrote her own obit, wnylib Sep 2021 #13
That reminds me of Isaac Asimov's bio from the back of many of his books csziggy Sep 2021 #22
if anything should be personal, it should be an obituary TomDaisy Sep 2021 #9
I liked the part about NJCher Sep 2021 #10
This is a great one. Shrike47 Sep 2021 #11
inspirational! certainot Sep 2021 #14
Love it. TomSlick Sep 2021 #15
Mrs. Nolta was infinitely special. Kid Berwyn Sep 2021 #17
A life well-lived, and a death well-chronicled. calimary Sep 2021 #20
Damn. That shines like a gemstone. stopdiggin Sep 2021 #21
This is so neat. llmart Sep 2021 #23

MLAA

(18,285 posts)
3. I'd like to engage the author to write my obituary although David Bowie is not my brother
Sun Sep 5, 2021, 09:28 PM
Sep 2021

though I would certainly trade my existing brother for a David Bowie impersonator.

 

Hoyt

(54,770 posts)
12. Think the same. If I get ill, but with a little time, I might try writing something like that.
Sun Sep 5, 2021, 10:19 PM
Sep 2021

Doubt I have the imagination and sense of humor, but I could do a long list of "Screw you ______."

markie

(22,825 posts)
8. very sweet!
Sun Sep 5, 2021, 09:47 PM
Sep 2021

good kids to have written it

my last deceased husband wrote his own obituary and it was charming... I liked this sentence: "________ was born in Queens, NY, but only because his parents lived there, he would have preferred to be born in Vermont..."

wnylib

(23,785 posts)
13. My mother wrote her own obit,
Sun Sep 5, 2021, 10:37 PM
Sep 2021

She used it to give factual details about her life that few people knew. At 90 she had outlived her siblings, cousins, husband, and two of her four children. She chose to acknowledge her birth surname and family in the obit, which the relatives who raised her had refused to do all her life.

It's a very long story, but the basic detail is that her mother had died giving birth to her. She was a preemie who needed special care so her aunt took her to another city and state to raise as her own and refused to give up custody later or to tell my mother about her biological parents and siblings. The aunt gave my mother the aunt's married surname. My mother learned the truth through paternal relatives who tracked her down.

So she set the "official record" straight in her obit about who her parents and siblings were.

csziggy

(34,188 posts)
22. That reminds me of Isaac Asimov's bio from the back of many of his books
Mon Sep 6, 2021, 01:08 PM
Sep 2021

"Isaac Asimov was born in the Soviet Union to his great surprise. He moved quickly to correct the situation. When his parents immigrated to the United States Isaac (three years old at the time) stowed away in the baggage."

This text was copied from my 1991 Bantam edition of I, Robot.

NJCher

(37,354 posts)
10. I liked the part about
Sun Sep 5, 2021, 10:13 PM
Sep 2021

a disconcerting number of cell phones.

I, too, would be willing to bet that Beth wrote that herself.

Now after I have watched the Irish funeral, I am thinking of what kind of prank I can pull. I actually do not want a funeral or any type of ceremony, but that doesn't mean I can't pull a prank.

Might be a good brainstorming thread to start sometime, ya' think?

llmart

(16,203 posts)
23. This is so neat.
Mon Sep 6, 2021, 01:09 PM
Sep 2021

So much better than those vomit-inducing obits with statements like "she's now sitting next to the Lord our savior" or "God has called him home"...blah, blah, barf.

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