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Mon Aug 30, 2021, 06:24 PM

Ice-pick lobotomy could cure COVID!

Republicans who don't trust vaccines are rushing to swallow the Nobel-prize-winning horse deworming medicine, ivermectin, for all their COVID needs

But maybe they should also consider another Nobel-prize-winning treatment -- the ice-pick lobotomy!

The ice-pick lobotomy is a very simple procedure: an ice-pick is jabbed through the patient's eye-socket and into the brain, where it is briskly swished to reduce troublesome nerve tissue to a thick liquid-like consistency. It's quick and inexpensive! Big Pharma, of course, will tell you that there's no evidence ice-pick lobotomies have any effect on COVID. I guess you can believe them but why would you?

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Reply Ice-pick lobotomy could cure COVID! (Original post)
struggle4progress Aug 2021 OP
I_UndergroundPanther Aug 2021 #1
TheRealNorth Aug 2021 #2
cinematicdiversions Aug 2021 #6
getagrip_already Aug 2021 #3
Scrivener7 Aug 2021 #4
Goonch Aug 2021 #5
bottomofthehill Aug 2021 #7
SamKnause Aug 2021 #8
royable Aug 2021 #9
applegrove Aug 2021 #10
GoCubsGo Aug 2021 #11
struggle4progress Aug 2021 #12
pansypoo53219 Aug 2021 #13

Response to struggle4progress (Original post)

Mon Aug 30, 2021, 06:28 PM

1. Gimme an Icepick..

Where do I sign up?

Maybe when they are vegetables we can get that vaccine in thier sorry asses

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Response to struggle4progress (Original post)

Mon Aug 30, 2021, 06:29 PM

2. It can be super hot too

If you have Sharon Stone do it.

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Response to TheRealNorth (Reply #2)

Mon Aug 30, 2021, 06:40 PM

6. You know we all have to die somehow....

 

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Response to struggle4progress (Original post)

Mon Aug 30, 2021, 06:35 PM

3. Already available - the Ronco lobomatic......

Only $19.95, and if you act now you can get the bleach attachment for just shipping and handling!

Just put on the headset, press the button, and the lobomatic will do the rest.

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Response to struggle4progress (Original post)

Mon Aug 30, 2021, 06:36 PM

4. I hear gelding works too.

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Response to struggle4progress (Original post)

Mon Aug 30, 2021, 06:39 PM

5. MAGA PROCEDURE

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Response to struggle4progress (Original post)

Mon Aug 30, 2021, 06:46 PM

7. I hear eating your own shit and drinking your own piss is the cure.

Itís from a source as reputable as injecting bleach and shoving a lightbulb up your ass. Go Trump.

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Response to struggle4progress (Original post)

Mon Aug 30, 2021, 07:02 PM

8. Hatchet to the head in another cure.

Lysol injections.

Huffing Lysol or bleach.

Bleach injections.

Bathing in full strength bleach.

Staying in a tanning booth for 12 hours allowing the light to deeply penetrate the body.

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Response to struggle4progress (Original post)

Mon Aug 30, 2021, 07:06 PM

9. A two-person procedure involving santorum and ivermectin as both prevention AND treatment! n/t

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Response to struggle4progress (Original post)

Mon Aug 30, 2021, 07:26 PM

10. They are scared and can't use masks or vaccines because they've been

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Response to struggle4progress (Original post)

Mon Aug 30, 2021, 07:35 PM

11. I'm not convinced that most of them already haven't undergone that procedure.

It would explain a lot.

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Response to GoCubsGo (Reply #11)

Mon Aug 30, 2021, 09:01 PM

12. "Since the ice-pick lobotomy didn't protect me, I'm trying ivermectin next!"

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Response to struggle4progress (Original post)

Tue Aug 31, 2021, 09:55 AM

13. isn't a lobotomy redundant?

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