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Sat Jul 24, 2021, 06:59 PM

Anyone Know Why Bezos' Rocket Ship Looks Like A Penis And No One Else's Does?

I mean there must be something going on there.

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Reply Anyone Know Why Bezos' Rocket Ship Looks Like A Penis And No One Else's Does? (Original post)
DanieRains Jul 24 OP
USALiberal Jul 24 #1
The Magistrate Jul 24 #20
Spider Jerusalem Jul 24 #2
bullimiami Jul 24 #3
PoliticAverse Jul 24 #4
crickets Jul 24 #24
brooklynite Jul 24 #5
Ligyron Jul 24 #6
abqtommy Jul 24 #7
leftieNanner Jul 24 #8
abqtommy Jul 24 #17
leftieNanner Jul 24 #22
panader0 Jul 24 #9
Dream Girl Jul 24 #10
Journeyman Jul 24 #11
TheBlackAdder Jul 24 #12
The Magistrate Jul 24 #18
TheBlackAdder Jul 24 #19
48656c6c6f20 Jul 24 #13
relayerbob Jul 24 #14
malaise Jul 24 #15
Midnight Writer Jul 24 #16
SledDriver Jul 24 #21
Hoyt Jul 24 #23

Response to DanieRains (Original post)

Sat Jul 24, 2021, 07:01 PM

1. Hmmm, why are you so curious?? Nt

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Response to USALiberal (Reply #1)

Sat Jul 24, 2021, 07:55 PM

20. And What Sort Of Answer Do You Hope For, Sir?




"Enquiring minds want to know!"



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Response to DanieRains (Original post)

Sat Jul 24, 2021, 07:02 PM

2. Branding tie-in for the new line of Amazon Personal Massagers (n/t)

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Response to DanieRains (Original post)

Sat Jul 24, 2021, 07:06 PM

3. Hooli Box 3

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Response to DanieRains (Original post)

Sat Jul 24, 2021, 07:07 PM

4. Slate knows...

Why Does Jeff Bezosí Rocket Look So Much Like a Penis? We Asked a Rocket Scientist.
https://slate.com/technology/2021/07/bezos-blue-origin-resembles-penis-rocket-scientist-explains-why.html

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Response to PoliticAverse (Reply #4)

Sat Jul 24, 2021, 09:38 PM

24. That was informative. Thanks! nt

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Response to DanieRains (Original post)

Sat Jul 24, 2021, 07:07 PM

5. Two weeks of complaining seems more than adequate...

As to your question; do you really think that Bezos dictated the shape of the capsule and lift vehicle that his life was going to rely on

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Response to DanieRains (Original post)

Sat Jul 24, 2021, 07:08 PM

6. Easy, because he is a dick.

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Response to DanieRains (Original post)

Sat Jul 24, 2021, 07:08 PM

7. Some people have dirty minds. I remember some scenes from one of the Austin Powers

movies. That Mike Meyers is a wild and crazy guy. Or was that Steve Martin? No matter, they're
both double-intenders.

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Response to abqtommy (Reply #7)

Sat Jul 24, 2021, 07:14 PM

8. Steve Martin and Dan Akroyd were the wild and crazy guys

Austin Powers had a Swedish made penis enlarger - that he tried to disavow.

How is it I know these things??

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Response to leftieNanner (Reply #8)

Sat Jul 24, 2021, 07:49 PM

17. Ah yes, we do eventually reveal all when we start providing answers here, don't we?

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Response to abqtommy (Reply #17)

Sat Jul 24, 2021, 08:03 PM

22. It definitely reveals my age

Especially the Martin/Akroyd bit. Good grief but they were funny!

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Response to DanieRains (Original post)

Sat Jul 24, 2021, 07:17 PM

9. When it's on the launch pad, it should have an oversized cowboy hat on it's head for effect.

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Response to DanieRains (Original post)

Sat Jul 24, 2021, 07:24 PM

10. For his next dick pics

 

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Response to DanieRains (Original post)

Sat Jul 24, 2021, 07:28 PM

11. Jon Stewart may have an idea . . .

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Response to DanieRains (Original post)

Sat Jul 24, 2021, 07:28 PM

12. Originally it was designed to be used by the US Navy.

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Upon reentry, seamen would shower down and surround their target for easier penetration.

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Response to TheBlackAdder (Reply #12)

Sat Jul 24, 2021, 07:51 PM

18. You A Bad, Bad Man, Sir

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Response to The Magistrate (Reply #18)

Sat Jul 24, 2021, 07:53 PM

19. Only on days ending in a y.

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Response to DanieRains (Original post)

Sat Jul 24, 2021, 07:34 PM

13. Anyone know why everyone's so interested 8n Bezos Penis?

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Response to DanieRains (Original post)

Sat Jul 24, 2021, 07:35 PM

14. Probably

A combination of the flight capsule being fairly large (to accomdate passengers and put in big windows), while not needing as much power as a full-on rocket, so the booster is quite small. Also, it doesn't go very fast, comparatively speaking, so there's little need for many of the fairings and whatnot, a regular rocket would need.

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Response to DanieRains (Original post)

Sat Jul 24, 2021, 07:35 PM

15. I'll take because he's a

dick head for $2,000

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Response to DanieRains (Original post)

Sat Jul 24, 2021, 07:42 PM

16. And Lo, He created the Rocket in His Own image.

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Response to DanieRains (Original post)

Sat Jul 24, 2021, 07:59 PM

21. Do you think maybe he's compensating for something?

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Response to DanieRains (Original post)

Sat Jul 24, 2021, 08:29 PM

23. To look as stupid as his hat.

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