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Thu Jul 8, 2021, 02:22 PM

Trump Sues Eighty-one Million Voters for Banning Him from White House

PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—Claiming that he has been “treated very unfairly,” Donald Trump is suing eighty-one million American voters for banning him from the White House.

“This was all part of a Big Tech conspiracy,” he said. “Many of these eighty-one million people were users of Facebook, Twitter, and TicketyTock.”

Trump called the decision by eighty-one million people to ban him from the White House “a bad thing. A very bad thing.”

“This would mean that it’s up to millions of Americans to decide who gets to use the White House and who doesn’t,” he said. “This should never be allowed to happen in this country.”

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-sues-eighty-one-million-voters-for-banning-him-from-white-house

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Reply Trump Sues Eighty-one Million Voters for Banning Him from White House (Original post)
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Jul 8 OP
USALiberal Jul 8 #1
Elessar Zappa Jul 8 #5
EYESORE 9001 Jul 8 #7
smirkymonkey Jul 9 #9
CaliforniaPeggy Jul 8 #2
LetMyPeopleVote Jul 8 #3
Bayard Jul 8 #4
Wounded Bear Jul 8 #6
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Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Thu Jul 8, 2021, 02:24 PM

1. Add "parody" or"Borowitz" to title. Nt

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Response to USALiberal (Reply #1)

Thu Jul 8, 2021, 03:16 PM

5. Why?

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Response to USALiberal (Reply #1)

Fri Jul 9, 2021, 06:03 AM

9. Seriously? You really couldn't tell by the title that this was satire?

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Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Thu Jul 8, 2021, 02:39 PM

2. I LOVE BOROWITZ! That is all. ♥

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Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Thu Jul 8, 2021, 02:39 PM

3. I love good satire

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Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Thu Jul 8, 2021, 03:14 PM

4. It could happen

He's already sued everybody else.

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Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Thu Jul 8, 2021, 03:28 PM

6. Ok, that got a chuckle...

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Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Fri Jul 9, 2021, 05:54 AM

8. For this thread

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