Ha Ha Ha Ha HA! FU, Jake. You're not a "shaman," just another pathetic stooge who fell for Trump.

[Miles Archer]

Despite his attorney's claim that he's not a threat and should be released from jail before his trial, Jacob Chansley, also known as the Capitol-storming "QAnon Shaman," has again been denied pre-trial release.

According to a court document shared by BuzzFeed's Zoe Tillman, Chansley "has not proffered any new information that has a 'material bearing' on whether or not he poses a risk if released.

https://s3.documentcloud.org/documents/20983609/7-6-21-jacob-chansley-opinion.pdf

https://www.rawstory.com/qanon-shaman-2653689537/

[dchill]

1. And can we have a ritual burning of that outfit he wore?

[LakeArenal]

4. That outfit should go to the Smithsonian.

But I’d hate to give him the pleasure.

Maybe if they locked it up like the Grail.

[Gregory Peccary]

19. The Smithsonian should open a "Treasonous Asshole" wing

where this outfit can be prominently displayed

[NCjack]

12. Yes, if he is in it

[H2O Man]

13. +1

[COL Mustard]

16. Only If He's In It.

That would be fitting.

[flying_wahini]

18. Good answer.

[GoCubsGo]

2. Lots of "judge denies" going on today.

I'm seeing on Twitter that Mo Brooks lost his attempt to get Eric Swalwell's lawsuit thrown out, too.

[Archae]

3. That jackass got slammed big time here...

Using his own words, of course.

http://americanloons.blogspot.com/2021/07/2475-jake-angeli.html

[Raster]

5. thanks for posting... amusing to read the Q-tip "shaman's" own rambling, scrambled words...

... and also the bios of the rest of the American Loons featured.

[Brother Buzz]

10. Encyclopedia of American Loons - One stop shopping for the rogues gallery of whackadoodles!

I peeked at the archives, but figured I better pack a lunch before I venture into it.

[Archae]

11. There are just so many nutcases to read about.

Including a few on "the Left."

[ornotna]

14. A.k.a. Vanilla the Hun

[Jilly_in_VA]

28. Love it

Could also be used for Ammon Bundy

[Blue Owl]

6. He's a shame, man...

[Arkansas Granny]

8. LOL. Very good point.

[kairos12]

43. Thread Winner!! Duzy!

[lagomorph777]

7. Maybe judges are learning a lesson from Shameful Sham Shaman's pipe-bomb pal.

The dude who was arrested the other day, while out on bail, because he had pipe-bombs in his trunk.

[Jilly_in_VA]

30. Who I now think

was Ali Alexander....and why hasn't that mouthy little pipsqueak been arrested yet?

[lagomorph777]

32. I was thinking of this guy:

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2021/7/2/2038047/-Prosecutors-Former-cop-turned-insurrectionist-purchased-34-guns-constructed-pipe-bomb-after-arrest

But I agree with you about Ali Alexander and the other top coup plotters. Very scary they are not yet in custody.

[Jilly_in_VA]

37. Alexander is a little guy

and walks kinda feminine, as did the pipe bomber. The cop is not.

[lagomorph777]

38. I see where you're going with that.

Not saying the cop is the pipe-bomber, but he clearly intended to be a pipe-bomber.

[Jilly_in_VA]

40. Gotcha

So did the guy they busted in the pickup truck with all the weapons and stuff.

[Buckeye_Democrat]

9. The "shaman" leading a Christian prayer in the Capitol...

... on January 6th, around the 8-minute mark of this video:

Dude loves all kinds of mystical thinking, clearly, such as believing Trump's Big Lie.

[marble falls]

20. Too stupid to pull up his pants.

[stillcool]

15. Is he the guy that just had the psych evaluation?

I get confused. The one who can not eat non-organic food?

[lagomorph777]

33. Yup. I think they should feed him organic mealworms.

[flying_wahini]

17. I feel for his parents.

I would be mortified if my son was there in that outfit.

[marble falls]

22. His mom is as nuts s he is ...

https://www.fox10phoenix.com/video/889069


Full interview: QAnon Shaman Jake Angeli's mother speaks out after Capitol riot

FOX 10's Jennifer Martinez interviewed the mother of Jacob Chansley, otherwise known as Jake Angeli or 'QAnon Shaman' after he was arrested during a riot at the US Capitol on Jan. 6.
Posted January 11

[Buckeye_Democrat]

29. What a nutcase!

A little after the 6-minute mark she non-specifically addressed the nonsense spouted by QAnon and others as if they're true, and described her son as "brave" for sharing that information with the world.

Here's a better description, mother: DANGEROUSLY STUPID!

[marble falls]

36. She's as far over the edge as young master Jacob is.

[Jilly_in_VA]

31. I don't

His mommy is nuts and I don't think daddy is anywhere to be found.

[NBachers]

21. He should seek wisdom in the electric chair sweat lodge.

[alphafemale]

23. Interviews with his mother made me cringe. She created that waste of skin

Nothing he ever did was ever corrected but just praised.

You could see it in the way she talked.

[usaf-vet]

41. That is the exact reaction I had. I almost choked when she said he is VERY patriotic. I call BS.

Breaking into the Capitol and declaring himself a "Shaman".... I would say he likely missed some important counseling sessions in his past. Since when does Democracy and the U.S. Constitution require a "shaman" to interfere with the legislative process.

According to the Oxford dictionary:

sha·man
a person regarded as having access to, and influence in, the world of good and evil spirits, especially among some peoples of northern Asia and North America. Typically such people enter a trance state during a ritual and practice divination and healing.

This hardly describes the horn-wearing individual standing behind the Speakers desk.

Finally, anyone who supports the Grifter / CONman TFG demonstrates their own inability to be discerning in their decision-making process.

[Baitball Blogger]

24. In this guy's case, we can come up with a new category for concern:

Excessive gullibility with high probability of becoming a danger to society.

[Mr. Ected]

25. He was the poster boy for a treasonous insurrection

Time to apply a little Ethel and Julius treatment.

[marble falls]

39. Jake is a garden variety bufoon. Ethel and Julius Rosenberg were two people who lived their ...

... live in a conscious manner. They are martyrs. There's no comparison between them and half baked Jake.

[Mr. Ected]

42. I'm just suggesting we finish baking him, then

Nothing worse than a traitor, even an ignorant one. Get enough of them and you have - well, you have 1/6.

[marble falls]

45. Killing people without trial. Real fucking funny.

[Mr. Ected]

46. Reviewing my posts. Trying to see exactly where I stated that no due process should be offered

You, on the other hand, have decided to be judge, jury and executioner of a fellow DU'er.

Way to go.

[marble falls]

47. "He was the poster boy for a treasonous insurrection Time to apply a little Ethel and Julius treat"

"I'm just suggesting we finish baking him, then

Nothing worse than a traitor, even an ignorant one. Get enough of them and you have - well, you have 1/6."

Where's even an implied judicial proceeding?

Funny stuff.

Now you point out where I suggested killing a DUer or "condemned" one for anything.

I don't find the humor some do over insurrection. And grave dancing and enjoyment of speculating death on other people is a questionable pursuit.

I post continually against the death penalty. Ethel and Julius Goldberg's executions are a disgrace the US will never live down.

[Mr. Ected]

48. Allow me to introduce myself. And to apologize.

I am also a lifelong opponent of the death penalty. I'm still wavering as to whether an actual case of treason, as defined by the Constitution, would be the only instance in which I would stand in favor of it. Based solely on news reporting, none of the insurrectionists committed treason (and neither did Trump, for that matter). No one should die at the hand of the state as a result of their actions on or before 1/6/2021. My suggestion otherwise was inflammatory and emanated from my disgust and intolerance of who they are, what they stand for, and the slow grind of a justice system that requires that all of us watch them as they misdirect and lie and in some cases profit from their treachery.

I'm impatient. I overreached. I am sorry.

[marble falls]

49. Life is good, brother, we're on the same side. Don't tell mom I kicked your shin and I won't ...

... tell her you hooked the chocolate chip cookies off the cooling rack?

I apologize for that hint of sanctimoniousness that I tend to slip into. It's really gotten bad in my geezerhood.

[Mr. Ected]

50. Fellow geezers geezering

But truly of the same mind.

[marble falls]

51. Ya ever make it to central Texas, let me know.

[Mr. Ected]

52. That I will!

[3catwoman3]

26. More showman than shaman, and a pretty piss-poor...

..one at that.

[IcyPeas]

27. is he still getting organic food in jail?

[Warpy]

34. Jail chow and a public shitter would get to me, too

but apparently he's not quite ready to admit he's a sucker. He'll be a danger until that happens.

[11 Bravo]

35. Dear Jake, enjoy a prison-prepared organic veggie burger, then shut the fuck up.

[thucythucy]

44. An insult to shamans everywhere. nt