I just emptied the dishwasher. Now all the silverware is stuck on my forehead.

[IcyPeas]

Link to tweet

?s=19

[Chili]

1. oh

When I heard that, I thought... better not get into a steel elevator. It would take a crowbar to get me out, and then the crowbar would still be stuck to me.

[TheBlackAdder]

48. First actual footage of vaccine magnetism

.



.

[Chili]

56. gotta buy some goggles

[bottomofthehill]

2. I hate it when that happens.

Take some Hydroxychloroquine, inject some bleach and stick a lightbulb up your ass and you will be fine. Just ask Fat Elvis Trump

[OAITW r.2.0]

3. Why was this solution not recommended by the expert?

She could have provided the Trumpian anti-dote!

[sprinkleeninow]

20. Or have a liesol cocktail..

'LIE-LIE-LIE-LIE LYSOL' • by Founders Sing with the Kinks & Mr. Clean

[malaise]

35. Have you noticed that chlorine prices are up?

Love it

[smirkymonkey]

26. *snort*

[electric_blue68]

4. next time - wear eye protection! 👍 😉

[Blue Owl]

5. Pfizer or J&J?

[AKwannabe]

19. My vote

For thread winner!

[Ka-Dinh Oy]

6. Well, think about it this way.

Those of us who have been vaccinated will never have to worry about losing our house and car keys again.

All we have to do is walk around until we are close enough for them to attach themselves to our forheads.

[electric_blue68]

7. That's useful! lol

[Rhiannon12866]

8. I know! That has to be the most annoying side effect - but at least I never lose my keys!

[SheltieLover]

25. Wahahaha!

[Rhiannon12866]

28. I caught about 5 minutes about this on MSNBC before I left the house today

And I tried explaining to someone that this "magnetic side effect" was becoming yet another conspiracy theory, but she wouldn't believe me. And tonight it's not only all over DU, but both Stephen Colbert - and Brian Williams! - had a lot of fun with it!

[SheltieLover]

29. Lying qpukes are good for something occasionally

[Rhiannon12866]

30. Even Brian Williams, who is used to reporting straight news, is turning into a late night comedian

Making as much fun of the crazies these days as Colbert and Kimmel!

[Wicked Blue]

44. rofl

[LastDemocratInSC]

9. You're lucky. I've been stuck to the refrigerator door for 5 hours.

Hopefully my neighbor can come over soon with a snow shovel and pry me off.

[electric_blue68]

10. ruh-roh!

[electric_blue68]

11. I find a few paper clips from time to time clinging to my injection site.

[True Blue American]

13. My vaccine must

Not have taken. I can’t even get a key to stick. But after reading all your woes I consider myself lucky. I think.

[electric_blue68]

14. maybe you'll find a few small washers sticking at some point 👍

[True Blue American]

17. I spoke too soon. Opened the kitchen cabinet

Now have all the pots and pans knocked me to the floor!

Help I am stuck and can’t get up!

[electric_blue68]

22. BIG RUH-ROH!!!!!

Do you have you cellphone on you to call someone with
a demagnetizer !

[True Blue American]

31. Not even my Life Alert that Anthem pays for!

It is on the charger in the bedroom.

[pazzyanne]

12. It's 1:20 am and I am...

[electric_blue68]

15. Laughter is good medicine 👍 😁

[pazzyanne]

41. Yes it is.

I still have a smile on my face.

[electric_blue68]

47. 👍 a fun thread!

[HiramWisdom]

16. Lol

[AKwannabe]

18. Made me lol!

Right on!

[True Blue American]

21. They just showed a woman who

Was there proving keys stuck. They didn’t!

[electric_blue68]

23. bwah!

[Rhiannon12866]

27. Stephen Colbert showed that one too!

Vaccine Magnetism? These Anti-Vax Theories Come Straight From Crazytown

Stephen examines the theory that the Covid-19 vaccines cause people to turn into magnets in the latest installment of his long-running segment, The Vax-Scene.

[electric_blue68]

24. 🤔 For the sewers having a few straight pins on them might not be SO bad.

[True Blue American]

32. A couple of Bobbie pins, if you still use them

Thank heavens I do not!

[electric_blue68]

36. I might need one or two actually to keep some stray ends...

I cut my hair a bit too short to keep every strand tied up in the back in the hot weather.

[True Blue American]

38. Short is the deal.

I was looking for a Bobbie pin for some reason, found one lonely back in a drawer.

[electric_blue68]

39. hee, hee

[Scrivener7]

33. I like it. It frees up cabinet space.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

34. I am vaccinated, and thought it would be nice to have a handy screwdriver and pliers.

Nope, nothing sticks to my forehead. Maybe Moderna is not as magnetic as others.

[True Blue American]

42. Did you get the magnetic

Screw Driver that holds nails? That would work!,)

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

50. Maybe that's the problem. I clip my nails too short. nt

[Vinca]

37. It's very handy. I'll never have to search for a safety pin again.

[Scrivener7]

40. See, this is the difference between Democrats and republiQans. They are always looking

at the dark side.

[twin_ghost]

43. The other day I opened the kitchen drawer and all the silverware jumped out onto my skin.

[Wicked Blue]

45. For some weird reason, I'm attracting cicadas as well as pots and pans nt

[electric_blue68]

46. ruh-roh!

[ProfessorGAC]

49. Silverware? Big Deal

I can't get my hand off the car door!
I've been stuck in the garage for 2 months!
Getting hungry.

[Marrah_Goodman]

51. I think my vaccine is broken

Every piece of silverware I go near flies away!

[I_UndergroundPanther]

54. Turn around

You are using the repelling side,of your body that's why the silverware moves away

[GoCubsGo]

52. That's nothing. I'm keep getting stuck to my dishwasher.

Damn stainless steel appliances.

[I_UndergroundPanther]

53. My debit card is blank

And my cat's metal collar tag sticks to my face when he cuddles with me. Now he's pulling away as hard as he can and beginning to freak out I got claws embedded in the back of my head. Halp!1!!1

[Withywindle]

55. There's going to be a lot of breakups coming I'm afraid

if partners' poles don't align and they can't get intimate without pushing each other away all over the room.