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Wed Jun 9, 2021, 01:38 AM

That Time Trump Believed The DNC Was Going To Murder Joe Biden, Carrie-Style, At Prom!




https://www.wonkette.com/that-time-trump-believed-the-dnc-was-going-to-murder-joe-biden-carrie-style-at-prom

Donald Trump is a deeply stupid man. Donald Trump is a deeply stupid man and he believes every nutter conspiracy that comes down the pike. Right this second, he probably thinks he's Q, and that Hillary Clinton is a haunted carnival owner in a baby skin Scooby Doo mask.

So when the long disgraced and long former Clintonite Dick Morris told Trump the shiny conspiracy he had pulled from his own bottom, that Democrats were going to replace Joe Biden at the Democratic National Convention if Biden were poised to become the 2020 Democratic nominee, Trump huffed, and he wailed, and he thought very hard, and he made what would be in hindsight a typically stupid decision. See, he wanted to run against Joe Biden, a man he greatly underestimated because he bought the Fox News "senile" spin. Especially since the Democratic National Committee was about to knock a bucket of pigs' blood on Joe Biden at its own convention! (To be clear, he was also scared shitless of Joe Biden, and we know this by how he spent over a year trying to get Ukraine to fancy up some dirty dirt on Biden to help take him out. But he was ALSO scared of who they'd replace Biden with, in this fantastical conspiracy theory he had latched onto. So many things to be scared of!)

And so he directed his idiot staff to hold fire so Biden wouldn't get knocked out too soon not until the DNC did his pigs' blood work for him, as Democrats are always doing like that.

Vanity Fair: "The president, meanwhile, had often complained that his early attack on [Elizabeth] Warren had damaged her presidential bid, which he regretted because he viewed her as an easier opponent than Biden," [Wall Street Journal reporter Michael] Bender writes. "Now he worried that a heavy blitz of attack ads would hasten the secret plot being hatched by Democrats, and his mind raced with who they might select in Biden's place." During a meeting held the month after the coronavirus outbreak hit the U.S., Trump expressed his Biden replacement theory to advisers, saying that Democratic leadership would "realize [Biden is] old, and they're going to give it to somebody else. They're going to give it to Hillary, or they're going to give it to Michelle Obama."


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Response to Nevilledog (Original post)

Wed Jun 9, 2021, 01:42 AM

1. He really believed the 3 million bucks from the Moscow mayors wife or whatever it was he attacked

Joe over at the debate. The former guy can't act. He really believes the crap they feed him if it is something that if true would help him.

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Wed Jun 9, 2021, 02:11 AM

2. FF45 is a gullible, squishy, stinky pantload of fear and loathing

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