Who all is going to the "My Pillow" gig tomorrow?

[Chainfire]

I think that I will convoy there with all of my neighbors, you all are invited too!

I hope that Lindell explains the process by which the "Real President" is to be returned to office in August. I would just love to meet the man and shake his hand...I am hoping that Sidney will be there too. Now if only Maga Traitor Greenie would be in attendance, mwould be complete. Oh, to be in the same room with all of those patriotic heroes.

Pack up the babies and grab the old ladies!

[underpants]

1. Where is it? Can they get there by boat?

[Chainfire]

2. I think old Neptune may have broken them from armadas.

[SoCalNative]

3. I thought the MyPillow gig

was on June 12th in Wisconsin? The Orange Gropenfuher is having a "rally" tomorrow though, I think.

[Chainfire]

4. Well Damnit.

I was hoping that I could get a deal on some pillows.

[concretebluetwo]

5. "Pack up the babies and grab the old ladies"

By the,,,???

[nolabear]

7. Neil Diamond

I loved this song. 😄

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

6. If the tickets are free and on-line, I'll order a thousand.

And I guarantee, tomorrow night, I will meet with my pillow.

[Blue Owl]

8. Remember, no coolers please

But I didn't see anything about a sack of rotten tomatoes...

[Initech]

9. Yeah no thanks, I can get insane conspiracy theories listening to some of my neighbors.

And the commute isn't very long.

[Chainfire]

10. I just read a post about Trump's return in August

over on a gun forum. The enlightened poster was using "Old English Law" to justify how the turn-over could take place, based on fraud. My standard reply to those kinds of post is "What fraud?" It makes them nuts.

[Initech]

11. I like to use Christopher Titus' math.

On one of his recent podcasts he figured out that in the 2020 election there were only 1700 reported instances of actual voter fraud out of 155,000,000 total votes cast (81 million Biden + 74 million Trump). So 1700 / 15500000 = 0.000000000109%. That's literally a number that is too small to even begin to comprehend. You literally have a better chance of winning the Powerball than you do finding an actual case of voter fraud in this country.

If people ask for the source, just say you heard it on the internet somewhere.

[Hugin]

14. I'm starting my next epic coffee table book...

Titled, "A Safer Bet Than Drinking Water".

I'll include this little nugget on the pop-up centerfold. Cited, of course.

[struggle4progress]

12. Is that tomorrow? Dayyam! I already made plans to wash my hair

[Chainfire]

13. It's OK, it is supposed to be carried live on the Onan the Barbarian news site