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Wed May 26, 2021, 12:47 PM

Wonkette: No Kink-Shaming, But Does Peter Doocy LIKE Getting Daily-Dick-Punched By Jen Psaki?





https://www.wonkette.com/no-kink-shaming-but-does-peter-doocy-like-getting-daily-dick-punched-by-jen-psaki


Press Secretary Jen Psaki isn't briefing today. Perhaps she is taking a well-deserved day off! Today instead we will have a full briefing, at the White House, from Deputy Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, who is just a badass and we are so excited she's working in the White House.

Perhaps Psaki is taking a day off because she just feels like it would be cruel to spend any more days this week absolutely destroying Fox News's Peter Doocy right there on the TV where his Fox News daddy can see him. It's almost like she's instituted a policy, or perhaps just a personal vision board goal, that she will never let Doocy ever have anything to show Daddy that he's proud of. Something tells us, though, that it's not personal, but that he's just an idiot, and that's how she reacts to idiots.

Yesterday, Doocy was on this thing he's been on all week, trying to GOTCHA! the Biden administration into just coming out and fully embracing the rightwing narrative that 'GIIIIIIINA made the coronavirus in a lab. What's interesting is that there has been some reporting this week about some sick staff at the China's Wuhan Institute of Virology way back in November, and of course wingnuts are latching onto it, but absolutely nothing about their conspiracy theory has been proven true. Nothing. (Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence, and if we also should have said "ridiculous theory is unproven" instead of "ridiculous theory is debunked," we hereby order us to apologize, a little. Oh look, Wonkette looked itself up, and Wonkette was journalistically PERFECT, AS PER USH.)

But it has been proven true in Peter Doocy's brain!

Since this is the Biden administration and not the RACIST BLAME 'GIIIIIIIINA moron dipshit administration, the Biden administration just isn't going to go off half-cocked. They want a full internationally accountable probe into what really happened. They want real answers. Indeed, we are more free to look for real answers to real questions now that there's a real president in the White House.

*snip*

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Reply Wonkette: No Kink-Shaming, But Does Peter Doocy LIKE Getting Daily-Dick-Punched By Jen Psaki? (Original post)
Nevilledog May 26 OP
Blue Owl May 26 #1
Nevilledog May 26 #10
Biophilic May 26 #2
underpants May 26 #3
edhopper May 26 #4
WhiskeyGrinder May 26 #5
lagomorph777 May 26 #7
lagomorph777 May 26 #6
Midnight Writer May 26 #8
3catwoman3 May 26 #9
Bucky May 26 #11

Response to Nevilledog (Original post)

Wed May 26, 2021, 12:49 PM

1. Thank you Ma'am, my I have another?

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Response to Blue Owl (Reply #1)

Wed May 26, 2021, 06:36 PM

10. Doocy got a free t-shirt from the WH gift shop.

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Response to Nevilledog (Original post)

Wed May 26, 2021, 01:09 PM

2. What a thought; an administration wanting real answers to problems.

Answers, that might prevent or lesson problems in the future. Well, definitely not a republican administration. Lessoning real problems is just not their cup of tea.

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Response to Nevilledog (Original post)

Wed May 26, 2021, 01:45 PM

3. Wonkette rocks

Great links in the article too

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Response to Nevilledog (Original post)

Wed May 26, 2021, 01:47 PM

4. What is Kink-shaming?

If it's Doocy I would just say Doofus-Shaming.

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Response to edhopper (Reply #4)

Wed May 26, 2021, 01:49 PM

5. Making fun of people for their kinks.

It's generally seen as rude, if your kink is safe, legal and consensual.

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Response to edhopper (Reply #4)

Wed May 26, 2021, 02:02 PM

7. She's insinuating that Douchy has a masochistic kink.

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Response to Nevilledog (Original post)

Wed May 26, 2021, 02:01 PM

6. There are DUers embracing the rightwing narrative that 'GIIIIIIINA made the coronavirus in a lab.

Very disappointing.

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Response to Nevilledog (Original post)

Wed May 26, 2021, 02:19 PM

8. FOX News runs these clips of Doocy several times a day. They love this!

According to their script, young Peter is asking the hard questions the "fake news" are afraid to touch.

Conflict sells, and glues grievance culture warriors to their TVs.

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Response to Nevilledog (Original post)

Wed May 26, 2021, 02:30 PM

9. Young Mr. Doocy...

...is a very slow learner.

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Response to Nevilledog (Original post)

Wed May 26, 2021, 07:05 PM

11. How are you gonna kink shame the shameless?

In order for him to understand he's getting his head handed to him on a platter, he'd have to use that head occasionally so he could miss it when it's gone

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