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Wed May 5, 2021, 12:01 PM

Brood Q is about to emerge!

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After 7 months of hiding, dozens of Brood Q lunatics are preparing to burrow out of their dusty basements, molt, and start yammering.

The crazycadas, as they are sometimes known, clatter loudly and ceaselessly, day and night, about the dangers of masks, vaccines and common sense. They clack their insectoid lips and shriek about pedophile pizza and other baseless conspiracy theories. Their hideous carapaces clutter lawns and sidewalks.

They extol the superhuman glory of their deranged leader, who himself has been forced to burrow deep into the Florida sand to avoid the hazards of lawsuits and indictments.

His brood awaits the mythical day when the former guy digs his way out to lead his babblers into higher decibels and spheres of delusion.

Little do they know that a handful of rolled up subpoenas wielded by savvy prosecutors will swat them into oblivion.

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Wed May 5, 2021, 12:17 PM

1. Excellent reporting! I look forward to further editorials on this ridiculous sub species of

self delusional insects.

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