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Tue Apr 20, 2021, 07:38 PM

Republicans Blame Biden for Making Millions of Americans' Arms Hurt

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a chorus of outrage directed at the President, Republicans accused Joe Biden of making millions of Americans’ arms hurt in his first hundred days in office.

Leading the attack was Senator Ron Johnson, who claimed that Biden was hurting “between three and four million arms a day.”

“Once your arm stops hurting, don’t get too comfortable,” he said. “In a few weeks, Joe Biden will make your arm hurt for a second time.”

Johnson did not speculate about why the President wanted Americans’ arms to hurt, but said that Biden bears “full responsibility” for the nation’s epidemic of sore arms.

“None of this would be happening if Donald Trump was President,” he charged.


Short article, no more at link: https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/republicans-blame-biden-for-making-millions-of-americans-arms-hurt



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Response to Rhiannon12866 (Original post)

Tue Apr 20, 2021, 07:45 PM

1. Yep and TY Joe!

The president that really cares!! Again TY Joe! You saved a lot of lives!!!

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Response to bluestarone (Reply #1)

Wed Apr 21, 2021, 12:32 AM

3. President Biden accomplished in a matter of weeks what the former guy avoided for a year

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Response to Rhiannon12866 (Original post)

Tue Apr 20, 2021, 07:59 PM

2. Rethugs should have a late night comedy show, they are really funny


NOT they are so sad

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Response to scarytomcat (Reply #2)

Wed Apr 21, 2021, 04:59 AM

4. If you notice, all the late night comedy shows are hosted by those we're apt to agree with

Because you're right, the RW is incapable of being "funny," they have no sense of humor. Did you ever see the former guy crack an actual joke or really laugh? The RW seems to take pleasure in sticking it to those they disagree with, that's about it.

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