Meanwhile, let's see what the Home Inspector is doing......

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https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/oakland/2021/04/07/home-inspector-rochester-hills-elmo-doll/7130718002/

A home inspector caught pleasuring himself with an Elmo doll has been charged with two misdemeanor counts in a Rochester Hills district court.

Kevin Wayne VanLuven, 59, was arraigned on charges of aggravated indecent exposure and malicious destruction of property under $200. Bond was set at $2,500 cash or surety.

The charges stem from a March 12 incident in Oxford Township, when homeowners asked to have their property inspected at request of the buyers. A nursery camera detected movement, the news release said, so the 22-year-old homeowner checked her phone and caught VanLuven in the act. After he finished pleasuring himself, he returned the doll to its original place, the release said.

“Just when I think I have seen it all, someone steps up and surprises me with a new level of disturbing actions,” Oakland County Sheriff Michael Bouchard said in a news release.

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